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»28« - murder

10:30 pm
Where the hoes are kept

Shittykawa<3, Flower, Mommy and 3 others are online

Shittykawa<3: do any of you know like... any murder hacks

Shittykawa<3: you know for like not to get arrested?

Flirtass: woah why'd you need that?

Shittykawa<3: research purposes :)

Flower: nope not believing that

Mommy: come on we all know you want to murder someone

Mommy: who is that?

Shittykawa<3: A KID IN SEIJOH

Flower: which is...?

Shittykawa<3: idk his name but ik his class

Shittykawa<3: and face

Flirtass: why'd you wanna kill him?

Shittykawa<3: personal reasons

Flower: i don't like the sound of that

Shittykawa<3: of course you don'tttt ;)

Flirtass: anyways, for the murder thing you could always ask kenma

Mommy: how does kenma know that

Gayass: don't ask stupid questions @mommy

Gayass: just don't put your dna on anything you used

Shittykawa<3: how am i supposed to do that exactly?

Gayass: you could use a hairnet. wear gloves.

Gayass: or easier, you could just drown them, maybe even strangle them

Shittykawa<3: yeah imma just drown them

Shittykawa<3: doing the other stuff causes too much work

Flower: you know what causes less work?

Flower: not doing it at all

Duolingo: but-but murderrr

Shittykawa<3: ^^

Flirtass: what did they do so bad?

Shittykawa<3: reasons :)

Shittykawa<3: but overall, the plan is already set up

Duolingo: mURDERR

Flirtass: ...

Gayass: don't do it

Flirtass: MURDER

Gayass: i'll strangle you to death next time i see you

Flower: yeah none of you are going to murder anyone

Shittykawa<3: :((

Shittykawa<3: whyyy

Flower: just- no

Shittykawa<3: nothing can stop me

Flower: @iwachannn

Iwachannn is online

Iwachannn: why was i called

Iwachannn: oh

Iwachannn: you're not going to kill anyone tooru

Shittykawa<3: but iwachannnnnn

Iwachannn: no

Shittykawa<3: fine >:(

Duolingo: n-no murder...? 🥺

Shittykawa<3: no murder 😔

Gayass: that doesn't stop me from killing tet

Flower: haha yeah no

Flower: @yakult

Flower: good luck, you need it :)

Flower is offline

Gayass: fuck you

Yakult is online

Yakult: i have been summoned

Yakult: wtf lev

Yurionice is online

Yurionice: :))

Yakult: uhuh, kenma, you're not going to murder kuroo

Gayass: why not

Yakult: because if you get caught, you're going to be sent to jail for murder. You're not going to play volleyball and your video games + not being able to see chibichan

Gayass: fine

Gayass: only because of shoyo

Mommy: kenma really does have a soft spot for hinata 🥺

Yakult: he does T^T

Gayass: okay ew

Gayass: i'm out

Gayass is offline

Flirtass: thank you yaku for saving my life

Yakult: you shouldn't have did that in the first place

Flirtass: one question. how do you team moms know how to stop the children?

Mommy: very easy answer, if you're like iwaoi and the child that's causing trouble is your partner, you would know what to do. but if the child that's causing trouble is your teammate, find their soft spot first, then use it :)

Flirtass: you guys are taking it to the advantage

Yakult: it's what we do

Yurionice: guys that's usually called manipulation