The Naked Truth [Ryden]

Author's Note/Warning

Okay so I had all this planned out in my head and then I forgot it...good going Char...

Anyway, so I felt like I had to put a warning thing before I start posting this, because I don't want people to be all like 'oh my god you said cock ummmm that's a bad word' or whatever (not that people do this to me but y'know). This fic is going to be vulgar, and crude, and wattpad are probably gonna step in at some point but I really don't care.

It will include:

-drug use (probably)

-alcohol use (definitely)

-swearing

-sex

-come on, it involves a porn star and a glamour model, what else do you think it's gonna include?

-and yeah, I've never watched a porn video in my life so y'know I'm not sure how that shit works, but it's kinda gross, so if there's any gross, badly-written smut then that's why, and it's not me throwing my talent out the window (what talent *laughter in the background*).

This won't be everyone's cup of tea, but the exit button is there for a reason; if you don't like it, use the button.

If I think of anything else, I'll either update this note or write another one, idk, but yeah!

Currently working on the first chapter, it'll be updated whenever :)

Don't say I didn't warn you...

-xøcharr <3