So they cut my hair yesterday since my mom was a famous lawyer she hot access to stuff
I got a citizenship as a boy, certificates of school I didn't even know of.. they even paid for my school fees and told the whole clan about me
At school Max took me to the washroom and gave me little balls.
"What this for." I said surprisingly
"Your balls put them in ur pants and they'll fit like a dick." Men he was so committed he had no thoughts his girlfriend is gonna sleep with another guy. I remember in 8th grade when my friend said her bro is in jail when he found out his girlfriend slept with this other guy the bro nearly killed him but he shot a truck instead of the other boy...
I tried them on and got out and I got one pretty big dick...
"Max maybe it's too big."
"U said u got a big dick." He held them." Luckily they heavy.." he added
"I cant believe am doing this." I looked down I was so sad.
"Kim" he bent." I do...I believe"
He left..
When I just got in the class all eyes on me..
"Pauly.." "want it sucked honey" "my bro watch porn all day I know how to rock it well." All girls were into me even Priscilia Einstein she was the principal's daughter and her dad is close to the mayor. She was crazy...very beautiful I agree got a nice white color, figure but also a bookworm. I bet noone loves studying more than her in this galaxy.After class all girls came straight to my desk talking and laughing probably flirting with me.
"Am Nikola Tesla am the freshest among all it hit me like 3 yrs ago when I was 14 honest."
"But she ain't good in bed I know everything am Kat WayDrew and u...it...is fricking hot... can i touch it." God forgive me but these creatures are motherfucking stupid no wonder their class is such a failure.
"Outta ma way.." Priscilia brushed in.
"Mr McCray am Priscilia Einstein daughter of principal Kaitlin Trevor Einstein and Drew Einstein only child and u just got urself lucky." She said even without all that yadayada I would have known her even kindergarteners know her, the principal's her mother not mine hers.
"Am flattered deeply Prisci.."
"Call me Pea please. "She interrupted
"Well Pea thank u, but now I must be on my way..." I leftP.E 2:00
"Well I play football you can join." Tom told me
"Nah the bench would be just fine." Remember when I said I was the laziest kid in town well I was and still am..
"That's a bummer well if that's the case then do you mind doing something for me" he asked
"What??"
"Hold these for me plz.." he gave me a towel, 3 bottles of water and his sports bag.
"Of course..." he left.
I started looking around till I found my friends coming for cheerleading practice
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Ficțiune adolescenți" So what now..." I asked looking at Lois angrily "you gonna do wat I want you to do little sis" Tom Bronze is the coolest last standing Male virgin in high school and lois is determined to break it and be even more popular but fate seems it wants...