parley oneshots

bruises

blehh, this is disgusting but you know, gotta write write write. sorry if any of my grammar is bad, i kinda rushed and wanted to make it worth reading! i hope you enjoy and make sure to request different prompts. also this is a soulmate au so ye.

requested by ;; no one

enjoy!

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harley keener, scientist at stark industries and a well known inventor. he is known for competing with tony stark's work but we all know they are super close. harley would tease tony about everything and tony would do the same. keener had made tony more soft after he moved in from tennessee.

"mr.keener, mr.stark would like to see you. it's urgent." friday echoed over the intercom in harley's lab.

"tell him i will be there in a sec. i gotta finish-" harley was cut off.

"im sorry, but he means now." friday said. harley groaned.

"tell him i will be right there." keener echoed into his lab, getting into the elevator and heading up to tony's office floor. it took him a second but then he walked through the doors. "what's wrong old man? you mess something up?" harley teased, walking up to him.

"you know peter parker, correct?" tony asked.

"yeah, the smart kid that you talk about all the time. by the way, it's getting annoying." harley groaned. tony would never stop talking about how much he loves peter and how great he is.

"besides the point, keener. his 18th birthday is coming up and i want you to meet him." tony explained, rubbing his temples.

"those don't go together, old man." harley snickered.

"what im saying is that, i need you to get to know peter before his birthday party, so you can distract him when we throw the party." tony explained.

"seriously? you're making me babysit?" harley complained, throwing his head back.

"no, not babysit. become friends with the boy. plus, you never know, he might be your soulmate." tony laughed.

"right, the annoying parker is my soulmate. great." harley groaned. "any contacts that i could take to get to know him before meeting him?" tony then passed him a phone that had the contacts of mj, shuri, ned, and peter parker himself. "ugh, alright." harley took the phone and headed back to his lab. "talk to ya later, old man."

"bye keener. and stop calling me that!" tony yelled at harley got in the elevator.

"you're an old man, tony. it makes sense!" harley snickered as the elevator door shut. he then entered his own lab. he took out the phone and made a group chat.

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world's best inventor added shuri, peter, mj, and ned to a group chat.

world's best inventor: hello- it's harley keener. tony gave me your guy's phone numbers so i could get close to everyone

ned changed his name to "guy in the chair"

guy in the chair: bro, we're in school.

world's best inventor: whoops, the old man didn't tell me that. sorry