One-Shots | Klaine & CrissColfer

Flirting Part 1 | CrissColfer

Chris got off work late and he went home. He took a long hot shower and climbed onto bed. He was about to sleep when Darren texted him.

Hey there! Thinking of you <3

Chris laughed

I missed you at work today... Can I come over?

Chris waited for a response

I'm at a bar right now... Maybe later. Have I told you how pretty your eyes are?

Yes... You have many times sweetie.

If you were a library book, I would never ever bring you back.

Chris smiled

That's sweet

What do u wanna be for Halloween?

That's 10 months from now!

Here's an idea! I'll be salt and you'll be pepper because you're hot ;)

Dare...

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

Are you drunk?

Chris muted his phone and tried to sleep. An hour later, he checked his phone and saw dozens of cheesy pick up lines from Darren.

Can you help me remember the alphabet? I always forget U R A Q T...My new name is Nemo... Because I'll never be afraid to touch your butt ;) You shine brighter than ALL of the stars combined! If you were a triangle, You'd be acute one. They sky was really grey today. Did the blue fall into your eyes?

The more he read, they became more inappropriate

Roses are red, grass is green, I love your legs and what's inbetween! Are you homwork? cuz I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night long