The One That Started It All

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"Move out the way!"

"I-I'm sorry. I didn't-"

"Just move."

"Okay. Damn, you're mean."

"And you're still in my way."

"Actually...you're in mine."

"What?"

"That's my locker."

"..."

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

"That's what you thought?"

"That's what I just said."

"..."

"..."

"...Oops. Ha ha."

"Hey, next time, why don't you keep your books from falling on my head, ass hat."

"I'm the ass hat?"

"That's what I just said."

"Funny. Well, don't you worry. We have all school year to practice me not dropping my books on your head."

"Yeah. And not being in my way."

"You know, for a short little girl with pink glasses you're such a punk."

"...and for a tall boy with an AP Chem book you're such an ass hat."

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