The Conversations I wish I Never Had

What Matters and What Doesn't

"Hey, ass hat!"

"Kanara?"

"You didn't tell me your father's the fucking mayor."

"It never came up."

"..."

"Why does it matter?"

"...Your father is the reason why my father is out of a job. Ugh, I despise the mayor so much...no offense."

"None taken. You know, you call me the ass hat, but you should really spend a car ride down town with my father. Let's just say being an ass hat is probably genetic."

"Man, that's...you know, I thought you looked familiar."

"Did you now?"

"Yeah. I've seen you on T.V. which makes a lot more sense."

"Ha ha."

"What are you even doing at this school?"

"Just needed a change of scenery."

"Was the upper class one percenter life too much for you or..?"

"..."

"...Sorry, that was rude."

"I don't think I've ever heard you apologize for your sass."

"Well, it won't happen again...I'm just feeling nice today."

"This is you being nice?"

"Hey man, take it or leave it."

"...Well, you know a lot about my life...What about yours?"

"My life...is excruciatingly boring. My dad works too much, my mom cries too much and I go around being a little bitch to everyone to get through it."

"I'm..."

"Ha ha, don't look at me like that. Those are the eyes of pity. I know them all too well."

"I'm not..."

"Oh yeah, you are. I know you can't help it but, you're doing it, alright. It's fine. I forgive you...you know, for being an ass hat."

"That was a punk move."

"Well, I am a punk after all, right? Atleast, that's what I hear..."

"You've heard correctly."

"...'

"..."

"...I gotta get to class. See ya 'round?"

"God, I hope not."

"Are you even religious?"

"Does it even matter?"