NPC Romance

renata x reader

"I would die for you," MC whispered, Renata blinking owlishly.

"Oi mate that's very cash money of yo," Renata smiled, her British accent prominent as she spoke.

"You're not Johann but you're still sexy."

"Fokkong shite mate, the Christmas ball is coming ope and we need to find a d8!!" Renata completely ignored your previous statement, as you realized your totally not evil orphanage owner allowed his kids to...Have dates?

Y'all remember that really hot dude at the start? Can someone tell me his name he was cute.

Anyways, it was time for the Christmas lights to light.

I'm getting so fucking tired of them not knowing that HE'S NOT A VILLAIN LOOK AT H I M -

Anyways the orphanage owner sipped at his warm tea cider which definitely into the blood of the former children as you carefully intertwined your fingers with Renata.

She turned to you, her cheeks tinted a rosy pink as you admired her blue eyes that glimmered in the light of the Christmas tree. You didn't know she would be fucking annihilated by a machine gun in the next three seconds but this moment was enjoyable.

You lips quivered, "Thank you for acknowledging me and definitely not dying."

"Oi m8 pippy pop cheerio ya ain't no chav mwah."

You cried tears of joy as you flung your arms around her neck, to which she hugged you tightly. Z or whatever his name was shakily held up his knife, sobbing.

"I will ANNIHILATE YOU!"

She pressed a kiss to your forehead and shoved you in the bathtub called the ocean as you froze to...Sleep for the next like twenty years the plot line makes no fuckinf sense and then she got shot 27 times in the chest.