Aries: Aryeezus
Highkey stressed all the time, will fight you, wishes Pokémons were real
Taurus: Bullshit
Hella stubborn, hungry 24/7, cheated in their finals
Gemini: Satan
Not actually Satan, is a cinnamon roll, cries a lot
Cancer: Sexty-Nine
Actually mom, kink shames, just wants to cuddle
Leo: Leyoooooooooo
That's it
Virgo: Virghoe
Inside all day, has a Tumblr aesthetic blog, hates everyone
Libra: Libruh
Refuses to be typed in a Comic Sans ms, actual princess, needs sugar daddy
Scorpio: Scorpius Malfoy
Legit horndog, thinks they are deep but in reality no, is actually Hillary Clinton
Sagittarius: Saggy Pants
Doesn't shower, can't flirt, calls smut art
Capricorn: Capricorndog
Is Satan, closeted meme whore, genuinely liked the U2 album
Aquarius: Aliens
Shit cook okay baker, conspiracy theorist, still watches cartoons
Pisces: Fucking Fish
Owns too many blankets, weed trash, needs to pee right now
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