We Met At Wendy's [Eren Jaeger X Daddy Pig]

The Only Part Needed

One day, Daddy Pig waved goodbye to Peppa and George took a stroll down the hill. He walked past Danny Dog's and Rebecca Rabbit's houses and arrived at the local Wendy's. He walks up to the counter and sees a handsome young man wearing a name tag saying Eren. "Hello, sir. What can I get you today?"

Daddy Pig stumbles over his words, "U-uh, c-can I please get a p-p0rk burg3r?"

Eren cocks an eyebrow at Daddy Pig's speech and cannibalistic order, "Sure, sir, anything else I can get you today?"

"Yeah, can I get.... ur number?" Daddy Pig says confidently. 

Eren Jaeger blushes, "Why, you want my, the savior of humanity's, number?"

"Well yeah, why the fuck would I ask if I didn't, dumbass?"

"O-oh, well I don't really give out my number til I show 'em my grease traps."

Daddy Pig smirked and followed Eren to the back kitchen. Eren stopped and pointed to the boiling oil, "Well here are my grease traps, do ya like 'em?"

Daddy Pig nodded vigorously. "Can I see you cook my pork burger too?"

"Sure thing, buddy ole pal! But first..." Eren grabbed an order ticket and began writing something down.

He handed the note to Daddy Pig. The swine inspected the note with his round spectacles and hairy mustache and determined that the note had Eren's phone number on it. 

He followed Eren over to the grill. "Should I start now?" Eren asked.

"Go for it," Daddy Pig said, wanting him to just go for it.

Eren opened the freezer and revealed the pork he would be using. IT WAS GEORGE PIG!

Daddy Pig was as frozen as George's corpse when he saw the sight, but decided a few seconds later that it was ok. He was finally rid of George saying "Why" all the time.

Eren grilled that pork burger like no tomorrow and wrapped it in a shiny piece of paper. He handed the burger to Daddy Pig. He gobbled the burger and it slid down his gullet. In his mind he could hear Peppa's Voice, "Daddy has a big tummy."

He looked over to Eren solemnly, "Eren, I have a question."

"Hit me," He replied.

Daddy Pig slapped Eren, just like he wanted. "I didn't mean literally, you dumb pig!"

Daddy Pig apologized and continued with his question, "Do you mind how big my tummy is? Everyone always makes fun of it and I don't want you to too."

Eren smiled, "Of course not Daddy Pig, its more meat to make a....." He paused, "good relationship... yeah."

Daddy Pig cocked his left eyebrow and then his right. "Ok, that's good!"

Eren lead Daddy Pig out of the kitchen and rang him up at the register. Daddy Pig payed his dues, waved goodbye, and left the Wendy's. He walked back up his hill, much to his struggle.  

Once he reached the top, he saw Suzy Sheep  playing with Peppa. He was not in the mood for such an annoying little roach to be at his house to he spun his leg 360 degrees and punted Suzy back to her house. She suffered brain damage from that. We never heard from Suzy again.

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Later that night, Daddy Pig was laying in bed when he heard leaves rustling outside. He looked outside his window and saw Eren crawling in his yard on all fours like the Crawling Titan. Daddy Pig didn't realize it was Eren though, He thought it was Grampy Rabbit, who had a track record of crawling through the yard looking for snails, so he grabbed his bazooka and launched a phat one at the figure. 

Eren was sent into Shock. Daddy Pig Finally noticed that it was Eren and rushed him to the hospital. "Oh, Eren, I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was you!" 

All Eren could do was blink and mouthily breath. All Daddy Pig could hear was Hggg Hggg Hggg from Eren's mouth hole. The doctors took Eren back to the operation room.

Billy Ray Cyrus aided in the surgery. He let Aaron know that he would be getting a face transplant to help with the damages. Billy left for another operation room.

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A few  hours later, Daddy Pig was startled by the awakening Eren. Nervous, Eren  said, "Where is   Billy Ray Cyrus?"

 Daddy Pig handed him a mirror, "Who Do you think gave you your face?"

The End.