Destiny Chose

The annoying Jaskier

One day, Rheanys was going hunting but she has left her hatchlings in the forest, she looked around but there was no animal in sight, till she saw a baby deer.

She took out her blade but she didn't want to kill the baby deer, in her heart it was wrong to kill a baby so she just let it be but she saw another blade kill the deer, she started being alerted looking around but it was quiet.

She heard a stick break and immediately took out her sword and was ready to attack, she was hit by something in the head, she saw a small ball, her vision became blurry and she blacked out.

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She opens her eyes and looked around, trying to adjust her vision "Fuck" she muttered under breath as her head pounded.

She felt that her hands were tied up and she's on the ground, she looked to her right and saw white hair "Geralt" she breathes out "Rheanys"

"Where are you doing here?" He asks "I was hunting then I heard a stick break, the next the I know something hits my head and I blacked out hand----- my dragons!" She started panicking "Don't worry, they'll be fine" Geralt assures

"They are hatchlings! They can fight!" She protest quietly "they are just like baby's when they are born, have you ever seen a newborn defend themselves before?"

"I have never seen a baby before" Geralt says with a smile which Rheanys didn't see but felt it was there, she turned to her left and saw a man with blown shaggy hair still knocked out "And who's he?"

"Some bard who won't leave me alone" he said, Rheanys didn't bother doing her hair, she didn't braid it properly, she just untied it so she didn't see what the Bard was wearing, only his shaggy hair.

She started blushing when she looked over at Geralt but he wasn't facing her as they were tied, their backs facing each other "Was it a dream?" She asks softly referring to last night "I can assure you, it wasn't a dream" he smiled

She blushed as they shared a moment till the Bard ruined it by waking up saying "This is the part where we escape"

"This is the part where they kill us!" Geralt says. The Bard looked over his left seeing long white hair similar to Geralt's. "Geralt, how did your hair grow so long?" He asked

"He's behind you, I'm Rheanys" she said. "I thought you said not to tell a single soul" Geralt reminds.

"Eh- I'm not in Westros, I don't have to worry" she Shrugs.

"Would you look at that! Geralt actually found someone he can talk an actual sentence with." The Bard said "I'm Basket" he introduced and she nods then realized "Who is they?"

She got no reply as a woman with long brown hair came and punched Rheanys "Ow!!!! Mother fucker! What's wrong with you!???!!" She shouts and the woman who has pointy ears circles them and kicks Geralt then circles and kicks Jaskier.

She carry's on kicking them speaking in her mother tongue, Rheanys challenged in her mother tongue "If my dragons were here, you'd be burnt into crisp, Bitch!" She shouts in Valyrian, the dragon in her getting the better of her.

"What language is that?" Jaskier asks Rheanys "Valyrian."

"Shut up!!!!!" The woman shouts and kicks Rheanys on the stomach. A man broke a lute and Jaskier protest "Dude! Do you Seriously have to worry about a guitar at a time like this?" Ignoring Rheanys statement "Quick! Geralt! Do one of your Witchering thingys!" Jaskier says earning a "Shut up!!!" From Geralt.

"You don't deserve the air you breath!" The elve woman shouts and grabs Geralt's chin saying something then he hits her with his head just enough to knock her down and she fell coughing.

"Yeah! Take that pointy!" Jaskier says laughing and it soon died when he asks "Wait, what's wrong with her?" He asks as the woman keeps coughing.

"She's sick!" Came a male voice then Geralt and the man know known as Filavandrel spoke, he tried to reason with him while Rheanys just didn't mind the conversation, she was worried about her hatchlings.

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Thanks to Geralt, they let them go.

{A/N - I don't know what happens because I didn't watch The Witcher series, only on YouTube and in YouTube videos they are short, so🤷}

They were walking on a direction next to the forest, Jaskier was talking too much.

"I didn't properly introduce myself miss, I am Jaskier" he said  trying to kiss the back of her hand but she swats him away "Such beauty" he comments

"Thank you" she says awkwardly and proceeds walking with Geralt in front, he took out his new lute that they replaced with the broken one, playing a song.

"Where did you get this idiot?" She asks Geralt "Pasada" he said, she quickly ran in the forest and saw her dragons eating the baby deer, she whistled and they squirmed coming over to her then she packed all her things and headed back to Geralt and Jaskier.

"Ah!!! What is that!?" Jaskier stops singing as he moves back "These are my children"

"You have dragon children? How? Is that even possible? Where did you get their eggs and since when?" He asked nonstop and she ignored but it was hard to ignore him.

He started going on about writing a song about their journey "It could be a song about 'Geralt of Rivia! Butcher of Blaviken!'" he announced and Geralt stops in his tracks.

"Jaskier" he call "Yes?" He answers "Come here" he came closer and he punched him "Yes! Finally!" Rheanys said and they carried on walking "Come on Roach" Geralt says to his horse as they carry on walking.