"This can't be happening!" Zeleana yelled. Rumplestilskin was standing in the middle of the little shack, while the witch paced back and forth with the dagger clutched in her hand. "Why doesn't he hate her!"
Rumplestilskin just stood their sighlently, starring into nothingness. He knew not to interrupt the Zeleana, otherwise he would be thrown half way across the room again.
Suddenly The wicked witch let out a cruel smile.
"Call my old friends. I have some work to do."
***
Drunk and somber, Regina and Robin wave their drinks in the air, muttering words to each other no one could understand.
"I am defiantly more sexier than you Robin of Locksly." Regina protests while gulping down her glass full of wine.
"Definitely not Regina. Look at my six pack." Robin pulls up his shirt to reveal indeed his rock hard stomach.
"Yes but I have the biggest boobs in this town!" Regina yells through the house. Robin pulls down his shirt, with a look of defeat on his face. Suddenly, the door rings, and the drunk Regina slugs over to the door, tripping and stumbling over nothing. Eventually, she get to the front of the house and answers the door.
"Why hello Ms. Swan!" Regina says.
"Are you two drunk?" Emma asks, looking inside to find beer and wine bottle all over the floor, some broken, others spilt.
"Maybe." Regina says, and Robin lets out a loud burp that echoed through Regina house. Emma sighs.
"Yes, you are." Emma walks into the mess of a house and starts picking up alcohol bottle and puts them in the sink.
"What are you doing miss Swan?" Regina asks sluggishly.
"Helping you. Now you guys go get dressed and I'll finish cleaning the house."
"I never gave you permission to do so."
"Just get dressed." Emma says, taking the drink out of Robins hand, who had fell asleep on the couch, and snatch it out of Reginas, and placed it in the sink along with the rest of the bottles. Regina snarled and went upstairs to get her pajamas on.
Once done that, she laid on her bed, and fell asleep instently.
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I'm Loving A Thief (Outlaw Queen)
Fanfiction"A shame. I'm just going to kill her anyway." Zeleana laughed, and disappeared in green smoke, as Regina collapsed to the ground, color draining from her face. "Robin..." Regina whispered weakly. "Regina!" Robin ran to her side. Regina caressed her...
