Sleepover ( a one direction fanfic)

It was all normal until

I was walking back from Starbucks when I saw a mob of people and someone screaming. Wait can we talk about Starbucks for a second. So man the guy serving me was HOT I mean HOT. He had the kind of hair where it was a whole person of its self. He was also so fit . I mean if he was food I would eat him up so fast. Mmmm food. Anyways evan though he looked so nice he had the heart of ice . I hope I'm not like that. He said that he wasn't interested in sluts then gave me my coffe and almost told me to leave. Like come on. I know I'm not depressed but when someone calls me a slut I just wanna go in a corner and cry. And that's what I was planning to to when I left.
Back to the main story so I'll tell this how it happened like in present time.
What the hells going on over there. I think I hear screaming. My god I hate when people get hurt.
"HELP US SOMEBODY PLEASE I DONT WANT TO DIE"
Ok that was really someone. They need help and fast. Come on Elle lets go they don't call you Ellebear for nothing, wait that makes me sound like I am a teddy bear. Your not a teddy bear you are a strong woman that will save people day or night. That could be my theme song. SUPERWOMAN the 2nd COMING TO SAVE YOU DAY OR NIGHT. Yeah right I couldn't wake up that early to save people. Anyways let's start on this crowd . Here I go wish me luck don't let me die. Ok time to use your size as you a advantage. Now we just stalling. Wait who is we I'm talking to myself. Remind me when I'm done to get a ticket to the mental hospital. ONCE AGAIN WHO AM I TALKING TO. Never Mind that I'm going in. OUCH GET OFF OF ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE. Wait was that a death threat. MY HAIR MY HAIR. Man you people need more help than I do. YES I can see the sun again, fresh air never felt so good. Now who was screaming. Everyone here is screaming I guess I should say who is screaming for their life. Is it her, no it was defiantly a him who was screaming. Wait I think it was them.
It is a group of about 5 or 6 guys squished in a corner getting surrounded my screaming girls. I can only hear muffled screams and my vision is kind of blurry I think I need to get to them. What am I say I do need to get to them.
They are only like 20 feet away it can't be that hard to get to them can it? Anyways I need to try. MY HAIR AGAIN REALLY. Man you guys are killers. OUCH OUCH OUCH LET GO. My god there they are finally. May I just say zaymmmmm they are some smexy boys. They guy from Starbucks looks like crap under my feet to them. Wait back to the problem at hand.
" SOMEBODY HELP IM TO YOUNE TO DIE" the curly haired one said
" SHUT UP HARRY WE ARENT GOING TO DIE" said another we'll know I know curly hair = Harry ok one down 4 to go.
" IM TO BEAUTIFUL TO DYE " ok I little vain but his looks make up for it
" WHAT ABOUT MY CARROT CHILDREN" Man these boys are really weird maybe I should get them a ticket to.
" LOUIS COMEON IT IS NOT THE TIME TO JOKE" ok brown hair blue eyes funny carrot jokes = Louis
"OK FATHER LIAM" actually rational one = Liam ok 3/5th of the way done with names.
I should intervene now. " HEY GUYS OVER HERE YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE" I yelled
"DO YOU HAVE CARROTS" Louis asked
" UMM SURE"
" OK IM IN" and with that we started to sprint down the street to my apartment.
Man I can here myself breath I'm so loud. I really should of went to the gym before this.
Ugh I'm tired can we take a break yet. That's when I looked behind me. Nope we can defiantly not turn back. A group of about 500 girls were behind us thirsty for blood. Ok maybe not blood but they were determined to get us.
" BACK OFF MY BOYS OR I WILL KILL YOU" yelled one of the fans, ok maybe some of them want blood.
I saw my apartment complex, we were only about 10 seconds away from bursting through the doors.
"GUYS ITS RIGHT THERE" that's when I saw the men in front of the building. They were huge. They wore all black with no expression on their faces. Just as I was about to skid to a stop the boys ran through them and I cautiously followed. Man I am so happy that all the running is over I barely held up.