One day a cheese was walking down tomato avenue...
He saw a fox in the middle of the road.
And he thought about what would happen if he stuck a carrot up his nose.
He tried it and the fox got snot all over the carrot.
I like pie.
Oh yeah, I ate the carrot, and I was like, ~salty!~
OMG! I GOTTA PEE!
So the cheese raced inside but the avacado was using to toilet so
he ate a duck and the duck was like,
QUA*^CK
And I was like, BABY BABY BAYBE OOOOH!
Ok I hate that song.
I like pie. Wait I said that already.
Do you like randomness? CUZ I DO!!!!
I have a habit of biting my nails..
I CANT STOP
Help me! Someone call the fire department cuz it is getting HOT in here!
No, thats just the AC...
Oh wait thats cold...
IM FREEZING!
Someone call the ice department cuz it is hot no wait I mean COLD in here!
LOL im stupid i mean smart
Im gonna call my math teacher and tell him I like bananas.
*DIALS NUMBER*
Teacher: hello?
Me: I like chicken with apple sauce with ketchup, teacher...
Teacher: Is this some sort of prank???
Me: I dont know what your problem is, but whatever it is, its serious!
Oh, by the way, what is the square root of 4897547755ilikepie896480
Teacher: Uhhhh. Im a science teacher... and thats math.. goodbye!
Me: I LOVE YOU PIE!
*beep*
Ok, well he hung up
STUPID!
stinky cheese! oh yeah, i like stinky cheese... no i dont its stinky...
oh back to the story... ehhh whatever! Ok, hope you enjoyed my book!
I will upload more every Tuesday or sumthing like that so hold your horses, stupid
people! Oh, I gotta take a whiz! Bye for now! Oh, and special thanks to
Strange_But_Evil, cuz she typed this cuz she's fast. I told her what to say, though..
So tectnically it was me! (horrible writing, and her horrible spelling skills...
CHECK OUT MY FACE!
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Authors note
Well thank you people for reading bye byez! my face is awesome! CHECK IT OUT!
