Clint: so, what's your T.E?
Peter: my tea?
Clint: Traumatic Event? You know, what event got you into hero-ing?
Peter: oh! I mean my parents died in a place crash and I watched my uncle die from a gunshot wound, then I got recruited by Mr Stark (which was really cool until I got kinda hurt but even that was cool) then I got trapped under a collapsed building, then I crashed a plane after skipping my homecoming dance then I died-
Scott: Jesus Christ- are you... are you ok??
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lmao I'm in my online class rn
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