Hetalia One-Shots

10: Drinks and Blackmail

Hiya. Your friendly neighbor Author Chan is back at it again with another weird as fuck one-shot. This one was requested by MagicNature321 and the idea is amazing. I hope you enjoy this story. It will probably be one of the longer ones I dunno. Since I like the idea I may turn it into a series. Anyway, enjoy homies!!

Allies POV

It was a Friday, the Allies(including Canada. We can't forget our beautiful boy!:3) had nothing to plan or talk about at their usual meeting. Everyone had run out of energy to argue. As they all sat down bored, France suddenly got an idea. "Why don't we all go to a bar and get drinks?" That idea seemed to perk everyone up a bit. They all stood up and left the conference room, going to the nearest bar. While they walked down the sidewalk, cars sped by and groups of people walked in either the same direction or the opposite direction to the six of them. It didn't take long before they reached a bar and all went inside. The bar was big and had many seats and tables. Televisions were everywhere around the bar, that either had sports or news playing on them. Russia went over to the counter and ordered beers for China, America, Canada and England, Wine for France and vodka for himself. America and England suddenly felt the urge to prove who was better at pool and began to play very intensely. France sat down watching all of them play, and starring at England's ass like he usually does. Canada went over to one of the televisions with hockey and got nice and comfortable watching the hockey game with a beer. China decided to just sit next to France and watch America and England play pool. Russia gave the drinks to everyone and they all began to just have fun doing loads of different things.

~Quite a few hours later aka 11pm~

It is said that Russia can hold his liquor very well for a long time, but of course he couldn't hold his liquor for around 6 hours. England was by far the drunkest out of all of them and had already started to get sort of naked and dancing on France. France was very drunk and was enjoying a good lap dance from England. China kept on drinking and drinking and seemed to be having a weird quiet conversation with himself. Russia and America had started a staring contest and every time the other person blinked they got to slap them. And Canada, let's just say he was being much louder than usual and was screaming at the hockey game in some language none of them could comprehend. The lovely looking bartender walked over to the group and spoke, completely distracting them from what they were doing. "You guys seem very drunk. Do you have a way to get home?" They all shook their heads. She sighed and spoke, "Alright then. Why don't you stay upstairs for the night?" For some reason France got super excited about going up stairs and America and Russia started playing tag while they went up the stairs. Canada started crying saying he wanted to continue watching the hockey game and England also started crying because as he explained it, "I-I forgot how to read and now I'm really scared cause I can't see words." China walked silently up the stairs, trying not to get super horny and think loads of dirty thoughts. The upstairs room was quite big. There was a huge bed in the centre of the room, a bathroom on one side of the room and a kitchen on the other side. There was also a tv on the wall and a whole heap of beanbags on the ground too. Once they all got settled the bartender said good night and went back down stairs. All of them sat silently for a bit. Not doing anything. Then, completely out of no where the tv turns on and there is the most erotic gay porn playing. France looks over and started honhonhoning and stripping naked. China, who had stayed silent for basically the entire time they were there got annoyed and walked into the bathroom. Canada suddenly had an idea and pretended to be very innocent and got scared. He let out a little yelp of fear and curled up in a ball scared. Russia, who wasn't as distracted as the other three, went over to Canada, picked him and placed him on his lap. Canada took this as his chance and tackled Russia onto the bed and started taking off his coat and shirt. England, being the horny, sexually frustrated boy he is, went over to France and went on his knees in front of the now naked Frenchman and took his long French stick in his hands. France let out a small grunt and chuckled. America, being the only one not doing anything sexual, decided to take off his pants and jack off to the others. Things got extra heated very quickly as all of them ended up naked after 5 minutes and were deciding who was gonna do what. China walked back into the room and paused at the sight of five men naked, sitting on a bed, with their dicks very hard. Simultaneously they all looked over to China. Russia stood up and grabbed China placing him onto the bed. China at first protested, but then got a sudden wave of horiness and gave into them stripping him. (Since I'm lazy, I'm not going to go into detail but I'm sure you can get the idea of what happened) That night they all paired up and whoever was on top started ruthlessly fucking the bottom. Once the pair both reached their ends, they switched around and it went on like that all night.

~ThE nExT mOrNiNg~

Not the allies POV

Quietly, the bartender snuck into the room and went over to the tv. She turned it slightly and smirked when she grabbed the hidden camera. Taking off her wig, Hungary smiled as she felt proud of everything she had achieved. Sneaking out of the room, she went down stairs and called Japan. "Japan, I have the video." Japan responded quickly, "Good. Let's meet up and get it to the boss." Hungary nodded and spoke, "Right." Hungary quickly got dressed into normal clothing and drove to her and Japan's secret meeting spot. As she arrived she saw Japan was already waiting there with the boss. Parking her car, she got out and walked over to the two. "Hi. I have the video." Japan and the boss who is actually Author Chan cause you totally didn't expect that, turned around. Japan spoke, "That's good. Could you hear them?" Hungary nodded and explained everything she heard. "This is fantastic." Author Chan said as she took the USB with the footage. Smirking Author Chan thanked the two countries and left, planning for the next phase of her plan.

Allies POV

At around 10am Russia began to wake up. Confused, he sat up and looked around. A large blush spread quickly across his face as he saw all the other men in the bed naked. America, who was lying next to Russia, also woke up. Dudes, what's going on?" America questioned as he sat up looking over at Russia than the rest of them. Russia looked over at him confused and responded, "I have no idea." The two men sat awkward, not saying anything and waited for the other four to wake up. Around 10 minutes later everyone was now awake and very confused. Suddenly, Russia remembered everything, and became redder than one of Spain tomatoes. "I-i suddenly remember everything." Said Russia in a disturbed voice. They all looked at him, waiting to hear what had happened. As Russia explained they all began to remember and things became very awkward. America spoke finally, "We don't tell anyone about this and forget it ever happened. Got it?" They all nodded and got dressed. Once they all got downstairs they went their separate ways.

Wow, that was fun to write. I hope you enjoyed. Tell me if you would like another chapter to this one or if you want me to make and entire book. Because I have the ideas. So please tell me. Anyway, hope you enjoyed and I will be out with another weird one-shot soon. Please, do tell me if you want me to write something. I will take any requests, so to do tell me if you would like something written. Ciao! Moi Moi! :3