Discord Love|| Felipe x Jalynn fanfic

Chaptet 5

Curtis's POV
ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEE, IVE SPENT YEARS OF MY LUFE TRYING TO PROFIT OFF OF EGGMA- I MEAN HELP FELIPE SUCCEED AND NOW HE WONT EVEN GO ON STAGE BECAUSE HE CANT TALK TO HIS LADY LOVEEEEEE.

*inhales shakily*
Relax Curtis, I've now jalynn for a while too and it doesn't seem like her to just block without reason. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, now first things first, where the fuck is my ahoge?

~~ Time skip~~
Now that I have my ahoge, I can get down to business. Now maybe I can hack into discord's central command mainframe and-

Voice 1: or you could not be a dumbass and just ask Jalynn.

Curtis: I mean I could do that, but what fun would that be.

Voice 1: TAKAKTAKFATKAKFJAJFJAFJA, JUST ASK HER OMG

Curtis: Fineeeeeee

The fucking voices in my head are 0 fun man, I thought they were supposed to be entertaining, whatever. I take out my phone and text Jalynn about why she blocked Felipe and left the servers. She told me that he called her needy and said he didn't want to talk to her?!?! No hold the phone, what kind of unpolished bull-fuckery is this. Felipe is way to head over heels to say that.

I walk over to my computer and check his login records through his various emails to see which one he used for his discord account and finally come across one with two emails from discord that read the same thing:

Dear [マジシャン] Felipe,
Today we were alerted that you logged in from a different device and ip address, click this confirmation email to ensure it's you.

I stared at the screen baffled, who in gods name lives in Oregon?

Wait...

TODD!!!!

I run to Felipe's dressing room and kick down the door.

Felipe: what the fu-

Curtis: turnsoutjalynnneverblockedyoubecauseIjustcheckedwithjalynnandshesaysthatyoublockedherandcalledherneedyandsaidyouneverwantedtospeakwithheragainbutiknewthatwaswrongbecauseyoulovehersoiwenttocheckyourloginsondiscordandlowandbeholdthereweretwologinsthedaybeforeyesterdayfromOregonandwholiveinOregonTODDandifiguredallofthisoutbecauseimafuckinggeniusandiplayeddanganronpaaa *huff* *huff*

Felipe: now umm could you repeat that again in English please

Curtis: I- that was English but whatever, okay what I said was: turns out Jalynn never blocked you because I just checked with Jalynn and she says that you blocked her and called her needy and said you never wanted to speak with her again but I knew that was wrong because you love her so I went to check your logins on discord and low and behold there were two logins the day before yesterday from Oregon and who lives in Oregon TODD!! And I figured all of this out because I'm a fucking genius
And
I
Play
DanganRONPAAAAAA!!!!!

Felipe: holy fuck, that was a lot to unpack, so the one behind all of this was Todd, that fucking garden gnome took away the one good thing in my life rn!!!

Curtis: umm yea but I'm the one who figured it out sooooo, thank me bitch.

Felipe: Thank you Curtis, you think you can make a group chat so you, Jalynn, and I can discuss this?

Curtis: sure, imma get the screenshots so we can prove your innocence, don't worry, we'll get your girl back to you

Felipe: I know that and will also get revenge on that
Dirty
No good
Elf
Man

Curtis: ...
Curtis: you need to chill but yea, we're gonna get him.

To be continued...