*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE....* screamed his alarm as he hit snooze. *YAWN* time to start getting ready for work he thought.
As he got ready he couldn't stop thinking about work! I know this is crazy! Most people want to keep their work life and personal life separate. But not him! To him, work was LIFE. All he did all he thought was, in someway, related to work. He thought about water systems in the shower. he thought about new fashion while he got dressed. He thought about new food choices as he ate breakfast. He thought about new innovations in technology while checking his email. All of this related to work. All incorporated into work. LIFE IS WORK.
On his way to work, driving there of course, he got stuck in a traffic jam. Another car crash he suspected. And, of course, it was. How could you avoid this, he thought generally. Of course! He decided that when he got to work he would invent teleportation. It shouldn't take very long, he thought to himself. It should only take about an hour or so. Maybe even less. It was only some small basic programming after all.
Purple he thought! The teleporter will be purple. Darkish vibrant vivid purple. And it has to shimmer and sparkle. Easy peasy, he thought. He'll be done by his first coffee break.
Not realizing he was still driving, he snapped out of his profound thinking and swerved to avoid hitting a car, but in the process hitting another.
*CRASHHHHHHH* *Airbag*
