The car flew into the tree said the bear, but the tree only hit the car in self defense said the obliterated muffin. Why in the world do we argue over petty things like what kind of bagel is best, we should all be focused on how many cats are staring at you when your outside. (just realized two weeks ago that chickens DO poo... hah)
The priest went into town one day and caught a fly. He later brought that fly back into his wifes closet and opened a can of sardines which he proudly ate in sercret for hitlers chili boy was after him.
"TELL ME SON," He screamed, "WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU EATING CANDLE WAX WITH THE CAP TO THE OIL BOTTLE??? USE A SPATULA INSTEAD,BOY."
"WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYWAY?!" Screamed little jonny loo.
Niko doesnt eat boats we shouted, he eats plaines.
