Life in the Real World

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Life in the Real World

A/N:  This story is about me and my life... kind of like a diary I guess! Honestly, I swear like a trucker so sorry if I offend anyone and some of the names have been changed in case anyone I know reads this :S <- I also LOVE smiley's LOL so I'll be using them a lot so you understand the emotion I'm using in that sentence or paragraph....

i.e. "Today I had to walk the mother f**king dog AGAIN!! >:/ FTW!" :D

BTW I'm REALLY random and i'm probably the most retarded person evaarr soo... ya... DWW <3

I'm not asking for you to vote or comment etc... just for you to take a look into my life and see what hell it has raised (but you could vote, comment, or fan if u want to) ;)

And now....LET THE STORY BEGIN!

Wednesday December 29, 2010 (Day 1)

       I'll begin with my name - Charlotte. Not Char or Carl for short, just Charlotte. Honestly that's not my real name but I LOVE it and I will name my first baby girl Charlotte. If you look at any of my other stories the main character's name is always Charlotte. I'm 15 and live in a family of 4. My Mom, Dad, little sis Alice, and me! I also have 2 cats (Max and Molly who are brother sister) and a little, fuzzy, long haired, albino hamster named Budd who is 3 years old! I swear he is the oldest hamster ever!!! I had to switch him to a smaller hamster cage because he kept climbing to the top of the 2 story cage, hanging there, and then falling off... plus he's got cataracts so he's partially blind. My best friend in the whole wide world is Rose! I call her R for short and she calls me C. I also call her Mary Anne and she calls me Wanda because our song is "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks <33 We met in grade 3 when I was wearing a tiger striped poncho and all the boys were being assholes and  making fun of me for wearing a blanket with a hole in the middle. She came up wearing her poncho and told them all off. We've been besties ever since! :D  

     It's Christmas break and most of my teachers assigned me fucking homework! WTF? So now I'm sitting here pretending to write an English essay on my net book. I love English class, it's one of my favourite classes but I just hate everything that isn't creative writing! OMG JUST THE WAY YOU ARE BY BRUNO MARS IS GETTING SOOOOO OLD! Don't get me wrong, it's a good song but it's so overplayed!! Sometimes it makes me want to punch the wall because seriously who is actually that perfect? And then in his next fucking song Grenade (which I lovee :D) he sings about his perfect ho who turns into a backstabbing bitch.

 You know what pisses me off? Advertisements. The ones that surround whatever you're doing on the computer that are super tempting to click on but you just know they're viruses. They make me want to rage.

       Ya know what sucks? No matter what you do, you're gonna die. I know it's a pretty depressing fact but it's true! And I'd rather live a short life fat than a long life thin and always worrying about what I'm putting in my mouth. I'm not fat though, I'm 15 and only 95 pounds! I also have 100% in my weight training class and I dance 4 or 5 times a week. So yeah, I'm a skinny bitch :P. OOOH I forgot to mention that my  favourite colour is ORANGE :P I love itt!! My nails are orange right now J I'm actually pretty decent at painting my nails which I'm kinda proud of. I'm not really good at much, not even dance. I just do it because it's fun :P.

 

       GUESS WHAT!?!?!? I'm going to Seattle on Thursday! WOOHOOOOO!! SHOPPINSHOPPINGSHOPPING :D I know a lot of guys wonder why girls love to shop so much so here is the answer :

WE BUY THINGS TO MAKE OURSELVES LOOK GOOD FOR YOU!!! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it ;D Or we just do it cuz we're bored as fuck and want to spend our money :P.

Went shopping with R (Rose) yesterday and tried on a push-up bra - funniest shit ever lol. I don't know why girls make their boobs look like that... it's super uncomfortable and you look retarded.

BTW I'm gonna try and upload every day if anyone likes this (probably nobody) but i'll try!!! Oh and feel free to leave nasty comments cuz i'll just flip you off anywayz J

My dad just farted in my general direction... EW

Comment with any suggestions plz! <333 :D

Peace out homies ;) AWESOME SAUCE :D

A good website is Omegle. com! It's really funny... just don't go on video cuz there's a bunch of guys jacking off and it's just not pleasant :P and I have a question for you.... Why did the cow jump over the moon? LEAVE YOUR CREATIVE OR FUNNY ANSWERS IN THE COMMENT BOX BELOWW :D (ttly copied raywilliamjohnston srry) but seriously do it.

My answer : cuz it reminded him of his mother. He then cried :P