(Alaia Story) Total Drama Island

Tdi Rundown

Voiceover: Canada: The great white north. Elements too harsh for any normal human to withstand. Yet we found twenty-three teenagers willing to take the challenge and brave the frozen elements for a chance to win–

[record scratch]

Chris: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Hold on a minute, brah. I think you’re introducing a completely different reality show. The one I know does have twenty-three teens, although… normal and brave aren’t the first two words that come to mind.

Chris: It’s Total Drama Island. Eight weeks of high-flying, adrenaline-pumping, puke-inducing…

DJ: [vomits]

Chris: Hilarity in the ultimate battle of skill and strategy for the grand prize.

Owen: Oh! Oh!

Chris: $100,000! You’ve helped make it one of the biggest shows to ever hit Cartoon Network. And tonight, on the eve of the spectacular finale, we’re gonna give you a glimpse inside the lives of some of your favorite players with their never-before-seen audition tapes! We’ve also got a hot new music video with your favorite hilarious scenes.

Duncan: [confessional] [laughs]

Chris: Plus an exclusive sneak peek at the grand prize season finale. And I know you don’t wanna miss that. It all happens tonight! Right here, right now on Total. Drama. Island. Rundown!

[theme song continues with multiple sound effects]

[cheering]

Alaia: Woohoo!

Gwen: Woohoo!

Geoff: [laughs]

Leshawna: [screaming]

Chris: Cody!

[cheering]

Owen: Whoo!

Chris: Well, you can’t have a reality show or any drama for that matter without the players, and boy, do we know how to pick ’em. Gwen, Beth, Cody, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, Owen…

Owen: Whoo!