Sybil's Pov:
CJ and I arrive home after eating at Olive Garden.
"Hey we have been talking about watching the grinch for a while now so how about we do that?" CJ says
"Hella yes" I say. I go to grab my TV remote and turn it on. I hold my hands up and say "Ready for the mosh pit shaka brah!" I start to walk to the couch and fall and faceplant on the table. CJ doesn't go to help me.
"Dumbass!" CJ says laughing so hard she may pass out. Sometimes I wish I could rewind time and redo moments like that. But then I would probably abuse the power to find my friend's missing girlfriend's body in a junkyard. Then I would end up having to choose between destroying the town or killing my friend. If I destroy the town I'd end up killing my friend's awesome mother. But if I kill my friend we kiss. You know time travel really do be a bitch though.
I stand up and sit on the couch. I hold my nose in pain cause I like face planted. How does CJ get hit by a moped and be okay? But I faceplant and feel like going to the hospital. I give CJ the remote and tell her to turn on the grinch. I cannot believe Clarisse hit CJ with a moped.
Halfway through the movie, I start to zone out. What if Rachel Amber didn't die? The world sure would be a better place. Syd Novak, ya know? She blew up Brad's head. That's hella cool. I do be obsessing over fictional characters too much.
Author's Note: I was tempted to be nice to olive so she doesn't get canceled but she been mean to me. Olive once sent a photo to me that was her in a Scoops Ahoy outfit saying "make fun of me I dare you, you fucking bottom" CJ then called her a bottom. So olive you're not funny and you're a bottom. so once again fuck you olive.
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CJ and Sybil Kappert: The super-accurate one
FanfictionIDK yet this not have smut we were told we were funny and accurate I downloaded Grammarly for this.
