It was a day like any other. But today would end up being a lot different because reasons.
Bert the Beetle was on his walk to get a load of crap, because he was a dung beetle and he obviously like crap.
He happened upon a field where a perfectly structured piece of crap was lying. He went to get it and then suddenly out of no where a Honey Badger appeared, baring it's teeth.
It was quite a vicious Honey Badger as they all are. He tried to attack the beetle but the beetle was to quick he dodged and chucked some poop at the badger hitting him straight in the face.
"Calm down Mr Badger" the beetle said. "I mean no harm and I'm sorry about the poop". "I thought you were a predator, trying to hurt my kids" replied the badger.
"I'm certainly not here to do that, the reason I'm here is to collect that poopy for me and my family" said Berty. "Well come and get it I sure don't want it" replied the Honey Badger.
The beetle went over and started collecting the dung. He was enjoying himself to the maximum level.
The Honey Badger then walked over to the beetle and squished him and then ate him all up with one gulp. He laughed to himself and said "never trust a Honey Badger mwa ha ha ha!"
