Jelavic: You must be Nagisa Shiota.
She walked straight up to Nagisa and fucking did some French kiss shit. Everyone just looked stunned and surprised that Jelavic would do such a thing but I kinda saw this coming. After about 10 seconds she finally stopped and Nagisa held him in between her breasts.
Jelavic: If any of you have any helpful information, meet me in the staff room.
Nagisa just fell back, scarred for life and fell back in the ground. Jelavic spun around and started walking towards me.
Jelavic: And your name is (F/n) (F/Ln)?
She got closer and closer but I had to resort something I didn't want to.
(F/n): BEGONE THOT!!!
I smashed the ground with my fist which shot a shockwave, blasting any thot in the area back and Jelavic was one and was sent a couple meters back. Everyone just was speechless about we I just performed and just started at me.
(Y/n): Yeah so Uh...just ignore that please, thanks.
The class, didn't listen to me so I kinda just went over to Nagisa and helped him up.
(Y/n): Hey, you alright?
Nagisa: Y-yeah that was just a bit surprising.
(Y/n): Tell me about it. Nagisa isn't it?
Nagisa: Yes, and is yours (F/n)?
(Y/n): Yeah.
I saw a notepad in his pocket with some assassination tips on one of the pages that was loosely open.
(Y/n): What's with the assassination tips thing on the notepad?
Nagisa jumped a tiny bit and slightly hesitated but continued and pulled out his notepad.
Nagisa: I write down all the weak points we find about Koro Sensei. Hopefully it will help us with the assassination one day.
(Y/n): Ah yeah. That will come in handy.
Nagisa smiled a little bit while I offered my hand and pulled him up back on his feet.
Nagisa: So my I ask what was that shockwave??
(Y/n): So...it's a long story.
I looked up to all the other kids and they started making their way inside of the campus since their was no point of them being here anymore.
(Y/n): We should probably go inside by now.
I walked back while Nagisa trailed after me. Wait did I say he earlier? I might have to apologise about that...
*timeskip*
We were all in class, bored as fuck because Jelavic just sat behind the teacher desk, smoking.
Maehara: C'mon Miss Bitch, teach us already!
Rio: Yeah Miss Bitch!
Miss Bitch stared to get a bit agitated.
???: Yeah Miss Bitch, aren't you a teacher here?
Miss Bitch obviously didn't like this so she snapped back.
Miss Bitch: Quit your bitch'ing'. For one thing they are pronounced differently! You Japanese don't differentiate between B and V! I'll teach you the right way to say V! First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on.
(Y/n): Finally.
Miss Bitch: Now stay like that for an hour and give me some peace and quiet.
(Y/n): No can do.
Miss Bitch looked up at me, angrily.
Miss Bitch: And why's that?
(Y/n): Because why would I listen to a little bitch like you.
She hit her boiling point and just had enough.
Miss Bitch: You little! Come here!
She got up and stomped her way towards my desk while I just sat there just waiting her to shout at me.
Miss Bitch: Now you listen here you.
Miss Bitch stood there for a second and tried to think of something to call me while I already had mine.
Miss Bitch: Uh...Shit!
(Y/n): Dishwasher.
Miss Bitch looked a bit puzzled then questioned me.
Miss Bitch: Why did you call me dishwasher?
(Y/n): Because *whispers* your woman and the dishes won't clean themselves.
Miss Bitch: YOU!
I got up and running around the class while she just chased after me...
*timeskip*
We went to the shooting range for sports class (well I'm elite at aim so I don't need practice) for some practice. I purposely stood at the back so I didn't have to shoot to blow my cover. While everyone was doing their turn I noticed Koro Sensei and Miss Bitch together going in the school shed so it was pretty obvious what was gonna happen. *cough cough hentai cough cough* What Huh what?
Koki: Hey you kidding me? Koro Sensei and Miss Bitch are going into the shed!
(Y/n): What you jealous?
That made his face turn a bright red and actively reject.
Koki: No no no no, I-it's just...
(Y/n): That's what they all say.
Koki started to become a bit angry and I quickly deflated his anger ness.
(Y/n): Calm your tits I was joking.
Koki: But I'm a boy.
(Y/n): No shit Sherlock.
Sosuke: It's kinda of a let down seeing Koro Sensei falling for all these obvious traps.
Meg: Mr Karasuma? I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.
Karasuma: Apologies. She's a pro here on government orders. Still... completing all her preparations in a single day prove she's an assassin of the highest caliber.
I glanced back at the shed and nothing was really happening as so far as we could see, just some awkward silence between us. A few seconds passed and finally shots were from inside the shed. From the sounds of it, a M61, M134, M249 we shot inside the shed, lets hope she didn't use real bullets. The shots suddenly came to a holt and nothing. Then a slithery sound then a scream. Yep, this is 100% a hentai no doubt about it.
(Y/n): That doesn't sound good.
Maehara: Lets go.
Maehara and a couple others including ran towards the shed to see what happened. We arrived at the shed and Koro Sensei soon came out of the shed with his pink skin illuminating.
Koro Sensei: I wish I could've of enjoyed myself a bit more but I'm really looking forward to our classes together.
Nagisa: What happened in there?
Soon Miss Bitch came out wearing some retro 70s sports outfit which made want to jump off a bridge and kill my self. She also highly tired and kind of relaxed so that also made me suspicious. She walked a few steps out and then fell on her knees, punching the ground in defeat.
(Y/n): You used lead bullets didn't you...?
YOU ARE READING
Assassination Classroom x Son of John Wick Male Reader
Fanfiction(Y/n) wasn't a normal kid. Sure he went to school, did homework and play with his friends but he had a very special trait. Being the son of John Wick sure has its perks... I do not own Assassination Classroom nor John Wick
