Family Guy Adventurez [Fanfiction]

Xander Griffin

NAME: Xander Chungus Sex Sexson Sexy Sex Sex Sex Sex Mcfarlane Griffin
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NICKNAMES: Xany [Santa Claus], Xander [Everyone]
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BIRTHDAY: April 20th, 2006
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AGE: 14
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HEIGHT: 6'7"

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APPEARANCE: look at the image stupid
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PERSONALITY: No one is cooler than Xander. He is outgoing, funny, and cunning. He oftenly pulls pranks on his teacher which makes everyone laugh. He swear words a lot (for example, shit, hell, damn, etc.) and they are really funny too, especially when used randomly. However, his sense of comedy aside, he has a sense of justice, and is selfless when protecting his friends.
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TALENTS:

 - He can bench press 696 KG with one arm

- He has memorized the scripts for Despicable Me, Despicable Me 2, Minions, and Despicable Me 3 in order and word for word.

- He is fluent in Arabic

- He is the CEO of Microsoft

- He is best friends with Greg Heffley

- He has an IQ of 1 Jillion

- His pastime is making Roblox games

- He is a successful rapper with a 2.4 million USD net worth from his musical earnings

- He is a Reddit Mod on r/dankmemes and r/PewdiepieSubmissions

- He knows how to hack, which he will use to resurrect Club Penguin by the year 2023

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CRIMES: - He has vandalized the Quahog town hall three times

- He has murdered four children with a motorized vehicle

- He has murdered an additional twelve children for doing Fortnite dances

- He has killed the last white rhino, leading the species to extinction, cause he thought it'd be funny

- While being attacked by a mob of 291 local Kindergartners, Xander shot them all with a sniper

- He assaulted an uncounted number of women inappropriately

- He stole the Fairly Oddparents, Cosmo and Wanda, to do his bidding

- He shot a man for disliking his favorite TV show, Family Guy

- He leaked the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to the public

- He killed Big Chungus (in his room he has a Chungus-Skin carpet from the mythical beast he skinned)

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OCCUPATIONS: Rapper, Gangster, Criminal, CEO, Pizzeria Owner

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SCHOOL: James Woods Regional High School
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TO BE CONTINUED...