One, two, three, four
When I'm fat and old
And my kids think I'm a joke
Cause I move a little slow
When I danceI can count on you
After all that we've been through
Cause I know that you'll always understandI won't act my age
No
I won't act my ageNo I'll still feel the same
About youHey
When I'm fat and old
And my kids think I'm a joke
Cause the stories that I told
I tell again and againI can count on you
After all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understandI won't act my age
No
I won't act my age
No
I'll still feel the same
About youI won't act my age
No
I won't act my age
No I'll still feel the same
And you will tooHey
When I can hardly walk
And my hair is falling out
We'll still stay up 'til morning
We'll throw the after-party
Oh yeah
Oh yeahI won't act my age
No
I won't act my age
No I'll still feel the same
About youI won't act my age
No
I won't act my age
No I'll still feel the same
And you will tooHey