"Is the food ready?" I asked.
"No." Harry replied.
"Now?" I asked
"No," He said, putting the food into the oven.
"NOW?" I asked.
"It'll be ready in 10 minutes." He said again.
"Grr." I growled.
"Ooh, I'm so scared." He said sarcastically.
"You're mean." I frowned.
"'Cause I'm your kidnapper. Kidnappers aren't nice." He winked and walked away. I frowned, following him.
"Why are you saying that like it's a good thing?" I asked him. He shrugged. "Why are you so gloomy?" I was shooting him with questions. "I'm not." He answered. "Well you are in my eyes!" I widened my eyes.
"Why are you acting like a 5 year old?" He asked. I shrugged. "'Cause I'm your victim. Victims try to be annoying." I winked. He glared at me as I gave him a toothy smile. "Why don't you go and take a nap?" He asked.
"You sound like my grandpa." I gave him a blank stare. "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"SHUT UP!" I hear someone yell.
"YOU SHUT UP, LOU!" I yelled back.
"No, you!" Lou protested.
"No, you!" I shot back
"You shut up."
"I won't shut up."
"Neither will I."
"It would be better if you shut up."
"It would be more enjoyable if you shut up."
"It's the same thing." Louis frowned.
"You're the same thing!" I frowned.
"Please Ariana, you can do better than that." He rolled his eyes.
"You can do better than that."
"STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WON'T HURT MEEE!" I heard Harry yell.
"What the hell, Harold?" Louis gave him a weird look. I shook my head. "Harry, you're weird." I sighed.
"You know it!" He smirked.
"Did he get high, or something?" I asked Lou. He shrugged. "Probably."
"GUYS I WANT A MOVIE NIGHT! WE CAN HAVE POPCORN! HELL, WE CAN INVITE MICHELLE OBAMA! DA BOSS!" He yelled.
Oh my gosh.
"ARE YOU HIGH?!" I yelled.
"AND I GOTTA STAY HIGH, ALL THE TIME! OOH OOH!" He sang. I looked at Niall, laughing his ass off, Zayn shaking his head and laughing, and Liam just watching terrified.
Yeah, I'm a bit like Li Li right now.
"CALM DOWN HARREH!" I yelled.
"DON'T SAY THAT TO YOUR FUZZY FELLA!" He glared playfully.
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Kidnapped spy
HumorAriana Mitchells isn't your average teenage girl. Even though, she has the looks of an average teenage girl. Red dyed hair, brown eyes, and a nice smile is all you need to look like a normal one, right? She might've used to be a normal teenage girl...
