Leafy, in bfb 1: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY, WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
Coiny, pointing at a board that says killer on it: There is only one thing worse than a killer...
*takes off piece of paper to reveal "Firey" written above it*
Coiny: Boom.
Leafy: Firey
Coiny: ...No.
Saw: WHEN THERE'S TOO MUCH DRAMA ON YOUR TEAM, ALL U GOTTA DO IIIIS-
*disappears*
Blocky: Where is it...where is it...
Grassy: *smol pathetic cry noise*
Blocky: Oh fug there it is
Book: Did you hang out with Taco last night?
Gaty: Yeah, I did
Book: Oh, cool, I love Taco!
Gaty: You hate Tac-
Book: YEAH NO SHIZ, HONEY.
Book: Hey everybody, today Taco pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put her down. The benefits of killing her would be that I would get pushed way less-
Donut, banging metal together: I DON GET NO SLEEP CUZZA Y'ALL, NOW Y'ALL GON GET NO SLEEP CUZZA MEEEEE
Ruby: You know Flower, you look pretty today.
Flower: BISH I AIN'T PRETTY I AM BEAUTIFUL BISH HOW DARE YOU CALL ME JUST PRETTY
Leafy: You remember me?! Aww
Firey: Uh, yeah. You're that BISH THAT STOLE MY DREAM ISLAND
Firey: lol imagine being gay
Coiny: *pauses then smiles, nodding slowly*
Firey: WAIT DUDE-
Saw: Haha that's so funny you guys
*leaves*
*gets on phone*
GATY...TACO AND LOLLIPOP ARE DRINKING BEER I NEED YOU TO COME PICK ME UUUP :'(
Four: JOHNNY HAS 19 BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP, AND HE GIVES JEA-
Pencil: Wait, why does Johnny have so many soaps?!
David: MIND YO BUSINESS PENCIL
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Some bfb/tpot CrAcK (finished)
FanfictionProbably spoilers Probably some shipping stuff Probably some cringe Probably a little cussing You should probably read it
