Must Have SYMMETRY!!!!

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"MY GIRL FRIEND!!?"

Ichigo pointed at Patty, his finger shaking. "I'VE NEVER SEEN HER IN MY LIFE!!!"

"OH OH!!!" said Patty cheerfuly. "Are we playing Amnesiacs again!! I love this game!! Wait, it's my turn!! ooooohhh I have no idea who you are strange man!! Get away from me!!'

"Seriously Ichigo." said the neat looking boy. "I know how much you appreciate playing meager games, but now is not the time.. Maka seems to convinced that you're some sort of Kishin. Personally I don't really see how any Kishin can learn to impersonate somebody as lax and dim witted as you.. but it's understandable if you've suddenly got yourself a weapon.."

"D-dim witted!?" Ichigo looked like he was about to explode. "Listen.. I don't know you.. I don't know you three.. I don't know this Maka girl and her psycho scythe. And I am not dating anybody!!!"

"So.. either you have developed some sort of extreme amnesia.. or you indeed are an imposter." said the boy. "Well then Kishin.. you can call me Death The Kid.. and I'm here to reap your soul.."

Ichigo snorted. "Heh.. heheh..."

"Might I ask what is so funny?" said Death the Kid.

"That.. is the most hilariously unrealistic name I've ever heard in my life." said Ichigo. "And I've seen a guy named Wonderweiss."

Kid narrowed his eyes. "Well.. it seems like I have no choice.. insulting my name is not something that should go unnoticed. Liz, Patty, if you two would?"

"Right!"

"Kay kay!"

The two girls suddenly morphed in a sudden burst of light, changing into two twin silver pistols that Kid grabbed in his hands.

"Okay.." said Ichigo, pointing his blade at Kid. "Almost as freaky as the Scythe kid."

"Wait a minute!!" said Kid. "That sword!"

"Yeah? What about it?"

"It...it...it..."

"Yeah?"

"There's black on one side.. and silver on the other.. but there is more black then silver because of the odd crescent shape... there's no symmetry at all!!!"

Ichigo raised an eyebrow. "Ooookay?"

"Your lack of balance.." said Kid with a glare. "It disgusts me.. you're totally disgusting!!"

Kid started firing his pistols, shooting glowing spiritual blasts at Ichigo. Ichigo blocked the pistol blasts with the flat of his blade. He suddenly dissapeared in a blurred flash and reappeared behind Kid.

"Get a taste of my Flash Step!" Ichigo swung his massive blade at Kid. But Kid ducked the blade and then flipped over Ichigo, pointing his pistols and firing again..

Ichigo rolled out of the way as the projectiles exploded into the train's roof.

Ichigo flashed forward and stabbed the blade forward at Kid's head, but Kid twitched his head to the left and landed lightly a few meters away before continuosly firing rapid round shots once more. Ichigo slashed Zangetsu to and fro, letting the spirit bullets ricochet in bursts of sparks off his blade.

Ichigo slashed his blade to the side again, and Kid jumped up, dodging the blade and landing on the blade with his feet, then using the blade to jump over Ichigo's head and point one pistol at the back of his head.

Just as the projectile was about to make it's mark, Ichigo flashed away in a blur and reappeared above Kid, swinging Zangetsu down in a mighty strike. Kid spun in mid air and barely avoided the massive blade.

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