Levi, the Least Qualified Wingman

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"Asmo! Get off MC! You're way too close!" Mammon was already picking a fight with his brother first thing in the morning. They had just gotten back from their mini retreat, and as always, some drama had to start.

"Say, MC, what do you say we go to my room later? I've been dying to show off new outfits!" Asmodeus completely ignored his brother, only getting closer to MC. He ended up putting his forehead against hers, smiling while their eyes met. MC started to get red, Asmo was so close to her face, and yet she resisted the urge to do anything. The others were watching, and she didn't want to be Asmo's latest hookup before he moved on. It was pretty obvious he was a heartbreaker, and she was determined to make him fall in love before trying anything.

"HEY! DON'T IGNORE ME!" Mammon physically pushed himself between Asmo and MC, trying to split them. Instead, now Asmo was holding both MC and Mammon. Sure, he got their faces apart, but now MC was stuck sandwiching the brother to another. She got bored and squirmed free, not wanting to be that close to Mammon's back.

"Well she obviously doesn't like greedy people like you, otherwise she wouldn't have left." Asmo had gotten irritated, he wanted to get close to MC, not have Mammon in her spot. She was powerful, unique, and mysterious. He wanted to find just what in her made her so powerful, a desire ached in him that he couldn't quite place. She was just too perfect to let it slide, but then Mammon always had to get in the way.

"For someone who doesn't care about MC, you sure are up in arms." Satan rolled his eyes, a book in hand with a very old binding. It looked like it had been hundreds of years old, but it was still in good enough condition to read.

"Wh- I could never care about a human! I just don't want this fucker getting closer to her-" Mammon started bringing out the swear words, meaning he had no arguments left.

"You're so easy to read LMAO!!!" Levi walked out with a portable game in hand, it looked like he had managed to walk and play all the way to the spot in front of the dining room.

By the time everyone arrived, Lucifer and Beelzebub had already gotten to the table. Beel had been scarfing down his food, Lucifer was calmly eating as usual. MC felt tense around Lucifer, just based on how he reacted to things without Diavolo around, but knew he wasn't a bad guy. He probably was afraid of something, though she wasn't sure what, which is why he was getting weirder about the pacts. It wouldn't stop her from saving Belphie, though, he needed to be freed as Beel probably missed him the most. She couldn't let him rot up there because Lucifer was angry at him, it wasn't right.

Slowly, the rest of the brothers entered the dining room, filing into their usual spots. The breakfast was quiet until Asmo scooted closer to MC and Mammon started shouting at him again.

"Enough. If you two don't stop, both of you are being seperated from MC." Lucifer glared at both of the boys, everyone knew he meant it too.

"He started it by getting all touchy with MC!" Mammon stood up from the table, getting more dramatic than Asmo.

"I do not care who started it, I'm finishing it. Either be civil or you can leave." Lucifer continued his meal while the rest of the table ate in silence... Minus Beel's insane eating noises.

After breakfast, MC made her way to Levi's room, he had just gotten a new game that she also had so they could play together. They helped each other progress further than if they had been playing alone, MC had made outfits in the game for herself and Levi to enjoy. It was only when Levi made sure no one was around he started to ask questions.

"Hey, MC, don't get weird on me, but do you have a crush on Asmo?" Levi looked up to see MC's face, which had grown red from the question. She couldn't even answer him, trying to ignore it and keep playing.

"OMG you totally do! It's all over your face." Levi smiled and laughed, patting MC on the back. "I only noticed when Asmo got an interest in you how much you seem to like him."

MC buried her face in her shirt, only her hair stuck out, but Levi seemed pleased with his deduction skills. Eventually, she explained why she wasn't going to ask him out, and he agreed it was a smart plan. He also said she seemed to be full of great ideas already, so it wasn't surprising.

They played for a few hours before someone came and interrupted their session, it was none other than Asmo himself. Since both Levi and MC had been absorbed in their game, they hadn't noticed Asmodeus had walked into the room. He seized the opportunity, getting behind MC, hugging her close to his chest before she became as red as a cherry. Levi was startled and chucked a nearby pillow at Asmo's face, which ended up also hitting MC's.

"You hit both of our gorgeous faces! How could you, Levi, I trusted you!" Asmo threw the pillow back at Levi, who shot an irritated glance back.

"You just came into my room unexpectedly, then snuck up on MC and I. What else was I going to do, not attack?" Levi switched his focus back to the game, which MC had no longer paid attention to. She may have been looking at the game, but her mind wasn't there. Her heart pounded out of her chest as she tried to calm down.

"Well, I heard MC was in here and I had a proposition for her. There's a party later tonight and I want you to enjoy being my special guest~" He positioned his head on her shoulder, looking at her face for a response. She was a bit shocked and didn't initially answer.

"I don't think I have anything to wear that would suit that... And I'm not really a great partier-" MC managed to calm herself to just a light blush, her heart still keeping a more rapid pace than usual.

"Nonsense, I'll take you to get an outfit first anyway. We can't have someone as beautiful as me walking around without treating wonderful beauties like you. It'll be fun!" Asmo squished his face into MC's, rubbing their cheeks together while she grew even redder.

"I mean, if you're willing to deal with me, I'd be happy to go somewhere with you, Asmo." That was all she managed to force out before Mammon practically busted the door down. Levi groaned, wanting to just keep playing games with MC without interruptions, but today wasn't that kind of day it seemed.

"Hey! MC-" Mammon paused before he realized Asmo was literally all over her, "Asmo! Get off of her!"

"I don't know, I think she likes me here, I'd rather not do anything that would upset her~" Asmo's voice was so close to her she was losing her ability to think. MC didn't even care about the fighting, if Asmo was already showing affection to her she couldn't even pay attention to anything else other than keeping her cool.

Only Levi could really tell she was internally dying from the crushing weight of her affection towards Asmo. He didn't want to yank him off, but he also wanted to get back to the game without Asmo and Mammon yelling at each other. It was only after their fight had become obnoxiously loud that Lucifer paid a visit, kicking both of the brothers out of Levi's room. He was about to force MC out too, before Levi made him aware she was here before the mess. Lucifer decided it was fine for her to be there, then, if no problems were being caused by those two alone.

On the way out, Asmo whispered he would text MC the details for the party. He blew a kiss and winked on the way out, receiving more verbal bashing from his brother before Lucifer's glare made him silent.

As soon as the door closed, Levi paused the game again to run and lock the door, running back over to MC.

"MC, you are SUCH a stereotypical romance protagonist! You literally turned red when he got close, it was, like, straight out of a visual novel!" He was grinning, knowing his words only made her more like the exact character he described. MC couldn't help it, Asmo was so kind to her and affectionate, her crush made it impossible for her heart not to swell when he was near. She knew she couldn't just rush in and ask him out, that wouldn't go very well considering the personality Asmo had. MC knew she would have to make him fall for her fully before even trying to attempt anything like that, which is what killed her the most. Otherwise she would just become one of the many girls left in his path...

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