Ask & Dare GJ AUs

♡•⫸ The Beginning ⫷•♡

" Another fusion, really?"
J stared at the drawing Neo had just completed, a rather lazy sketch of the fusion between two characters.

"Hey, why not?" Neo queried, raising a brow. "It's fun to think about."

"Then, why not try it yourself?" J stated, raising a brow.

Neo let out a chuckle.
"Don't be so outlandish-!! It'd never work!!"

"You don't even wanna try, do you." J said in a bland voice. "You're gonna be that guy."

"No, i'm just saying, chances are, we can't?" Neo said, chuckling akwardly.

J stood up, holding out a hand to Neo.
"Why not just.. try it?"

Neo looked at the hand outstretched to them. they sighed, placing their own hand into J's offered one.

"Fine, let's." They said. "Do you even know how to do this?"

"I'd assume.. dancing-?" J said, doing a small twirl, before chuckling to herself.

"Alright, you're the boss-!" Neo said.

Both began to attempt a sort of dance. it was.. messy. unprofessional. but the whole time, the friends were quite giggly. It was, after all, rather fun.

Eventually, they began to lose footing, muddling up, or accidentally trodding on one another's toes. but, both ended up  tripping over, landing one on top of the other, before being encased in a bright glow.

"Oh  god.. you're such a klutz.."

These words wern't spoken by either J or Neo, but rather, a new being.
A succesful fusion.

Realisation hit them like a truck.

"Holy shit-!!" the fusion exclaimed, trying to get a good look at themself. Having on a grey and blue outfit, with a green coat of sorts, with a split - tail end. they also had on a red scarf, and matching band in the hair, which was short, and a fade from black to electric blue. and, floating above their head, a small golden crown, with a pale blue, star shaped jewel bedazzling it.

"It actually worked-!! hah-!!" The fusion exclaimed. 

Then, they had a small thought.
Fusions normally had powers.. did they have any of the  sort?

Smiling to themself a little, they clapped their hands together. Which, summoned to them, a unicorn. Of the gamer variation.

"Aight, dudes and dudettes, who summoned.. me.."

The Gamer overlord looked around him. No summoning star. No consoles. And no gamer fuel. Just a giddy fusion staring at him, grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

"You're not supposed to.." Gamer began.

"Not supposed to what?" the fusion began. "Exist?"

"Yes-!!" Gamer said. "Cheating the system. Not cool, er.. uh.."

"Shit.. i don't have a name." the fusion muttered. "uh.. JT-Neon. That'll do."

"Well, listen up, JT-Neon." Gamer said. in an unusual state of seriousness, unlike his normally mellow and chilled personality. "You're gonna mess everything up if you stay like this any longer.  I'll go home, and you'll un-fuse and forget this ever happened."

"Uh.. i don't know.. how. to." JT-Neon said. "Plus.. last i checked, you'd need the summoning ritural to get home too."

"Then send me home?!" Gamer said, raising a brow. "You're really harshing my mellow."

"...No!" JT-Neon said, the big grin returning. "Y'know what, what if we brought in a few more ol' chaps-!!"

"Don't you--" Gamer began. but, JT-Neon had already seemed to summon enough AU variants to make a very small army.

"..oops." JT-Neon exclaimed, shrugging. "Buy hey, look on the brightside-!! Almost everyone is here! Swap, Bizz, DD, Magix, and many among-!! even have some newcomers-!!"

"Send em home, broski." Gamer stated.

"Don't think i will, M'Gaymer." JT-Neon said.

"What are you even gonna do with all these dudes and dudettes?" Gamer asked them.

"Shit.. never thought of that.. y'know what? Asks." JT-Neon said.

"Asks..?" Gamer said, cocking his head.

"uh.. yeah-!! Asks!" JT-Neon said, before turning to one of the walls, as if talking to a camera.

"You heard it here first, folks-! Ask a multitude of Go Jet  AU casts here and now-!! We've got em all-!!" JT-Neo exclaimed. " Here's the rollcall ! Double-Dad, Pilot, Game, Gamer, Bizarro, Swap, Magix, Hitman, Guardian, Blinded, CODE, TSU and Edge !! "

Gamer stared at the fusion. lowering his shades slightly.
"Stop breaking the  fourth wall."

"No-can do, Gamer-Grump." JT-Neon said, before turning back to the elusive fourth wall. " Ask them questions-! Give them dares-!! All will answer or do as dared-!! And.. while we're at it, JT-Neon ain't the best name for yours truly. suggestions are widley welcomed."

"Stop breaking the fourth wall-!!!" Gamer yelled.

"Ask em now-!!" JT-Neon said, grinning again. "Everyone's as excited as Gamer here."

"Not. Cool. Dude." Gamer huffed. "Not cool."

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