Take Me Home

Special Day for Special K

Ever since Liz saw that girl at work a week ago, she couldn't stop thinking about her. She saw decent looking people all the time... but this girl was fucking adorable and awkward and sweet. She seemed kind of innocent too, but Liz was thinking about ways she could change that.

What the hell, I don't even know this girl. I can't just fantasize about her at 3am... Liz thought as she laid in her fluffy queen bed. She shouldn't have walked into the staff room to clock out of work... but she also couldn't have stayed and asked for Kiana Brown's number. That would be customer harassment. She could technically get fired, right?

Liz couldn't sleep for shit and didn't want to be a sad gay. So she turned on her side and cuddled up next to her dog, Matcha, as she started to scroll through Instagram to look at cute girls. She went to the search bar to look up her favorite artist, Kiana Lede, when she realized: the internet holds all the power she needed.

She sat up immediately and put on her dark rimmed glasses and tied her blonde locks into a messy bun. This was serious detective sleuthing business... she was going to find Kiki Brown on Instagram if it was the last thing she did.

But would that be creepy that some chick from a sex shop follows a customer?? Oh god.. I shouldn't...But I have to.

Liz shook that thought away and typed in the cute girl's name that she saw on the I.D.: Kiana Brown. Sure enough, the third account listed showed a mirror pic of Kiki as the profile picture with the username: @kikistanxv. The bio showed no signs of Kiki being gay... or straight for that matter. But still, Liz needed more.

"Should I request to follow her, bud?" She looked down at Matcha and scratched him between his pointy grey ears. He whined and licked her hand in what seemed like approval. "I'm gonna take that as a...'hell yeah.'"

As Liz clicked the follow button, her heart began to pound. She never had gotten this nervous about a girl before. Or anyone for that matter. She tossed and turned before realizing she had her juul in her pocket. That would definitely calm her down.

She took it out and began smoking until the whole room and her mind seemed to be cloudy. It didn't help that her tiktok lights were on, making it feel like an acid trip. Liz finally closed her eyes and the only thing she wanted was to wake up to something from Kiki.

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It had been a week since Kiki saw the hot clerk at Camouflage. She actually started to forget about Liz considering she began talking to this British girl on tinder named Lola. She was pretty cute but was terrible at replying. Kiki decided she would just block her foreign ass if she didn't put any effort into the conversation after a few days. Plus, she was trying to focus on auditioning for some tv show pilots.

As she was eating Special K, milk dripping down her chin, she finally looked at her Instagram after receiving a bunch of notifications. Some of them included DMs from small acting companies that were most likely scams, one DM from her friend Daniella about a cute guy, and the last notification caught her by surprise.

Thoughts ran furiously through Kiki's head. She immediately slammed her cereal bowl down on her coffee table and got comfortable on the couch.

A request... from @lizzzzfizz. Could it be that same girl?? Who am I fucking kidding! Her profile picture is right there with her being all fucking hot with a guitar like who knew she is a musician as well? Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg...

She accepted the request and began scrolling through Liz's Instagram which was thankfully public. What she would give to see this girl again. She realized about halfway through her stalking spree that Liz must have intentionally searched for her... meaning that she might want to see Kiki again too! She had to DM this girl ASAP.

@kikistanxv It's Liv, right? Wait I'm dumb af it's in your username... anyways I see you found me 😂

@lizzzzfizz lol yeah I mean I hope that wasn't too far.. you are just fucking cool.. I ain't trying to pass an opportunity like this up

@kikistanxv aww thank you. But are you kidding me? You're the cool one working in a sex shop and trying to get me to buy something.. you are seriously smooth

@lizzzzfizz okay maybe you're right. I won't deny my ability to persuade people.. on that note, I was wondering.. do you like girls?

@kikistanxv what?! Are you kidding me that's disgusting... I'm sorry but we can't be friends. #blockedandreported

@lizzzzfizz and here I thought I was supposed to be the one who fucks with people? You can't be serious..

@kikistanxv nah in the wise words of someone I met a week ago: I'm just fuckin' with ya, cutie ;)

@lizzzzfizz thank the lord... does that mean you'll go out with me?

@kikistanxv isn't that like against the rules or something to date customers? Jk jk

@lizzzzfizz shut up.. it's on my bucket-list. so when can I pick you up?

@kikistanxv well I'm totally not still in my pjs so how about in 2 hours?

@lizzzzfizz alright :) wear something warm. text me your address. My #: (678)-345-1234

@kikistanxv ight! see you soon :)

Kiki was quaking, her cereal already soggy from messaging Liz for too long. She tossed it in the sink and almost slipped as she ran into her bathroom to take a shower. EVERYTHING must be shaved. If there was any chance of getting action on the first date, she would not be caught with any stubble anywhere. She thanked the lord for her waxing appointments.

She could not believe this was happening. Was it the stuff of fairytales? Maybe... but this stuff never happens to her she thought...

She shrugged that thought away. As she turned shower temperature up to the point where her bathroom was a sauna, she thought about what she would wear... Liz said to dress warm so that would be easy. Kiki wondered what Liz had in store. This seemed like a leather jacket kind of outing.

Kiki quickly hopped out of the shower and towel dried her silky wavy hair, hastily doing her eyebrows and mascara since there was no time for a full face.

She slipped on her favorite pair of blue jeans and her long sleeve red sweater completing the look with her grey leather jacket and a pair of black boots. She looked in the mirror and checked her teeth like she always did and finally reached the end of her time limit. Liz would be there any minute.

Just as she walked out to the living room where her parents were watching the Hallmark channel, she heard the sound of a motorcycle pull into her driveway.

OH SHIT. What the fuck am I going to tell mom and dad?!?!