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This is going to be a short message to the girl I love:

When I first met you, I'm going to be honest, I didn't think we'd get this close. I thought you weren't as nice, sweet and caring and I certainly didn't expect you to care about me lmao, especially since I only had like 10 followers when I first talked to you in my old account- which BTW also makes me pissed because I was literally so close to 300 followers smh. 

Anyways, you're beautiful, funny and sexy and you make me smile without even trying and I promise you that whenever I see your messages I try to reply to your first (unless there's another more important message from my bf or someone else) but you're so supportive and you listen to my rants and help me without batting a lash. 

Don't ever change and keep being your lovable self and don't ever fucking tell me your name's Jess ever again (isn't funny how Jess was both of our fake names? Ooof- great minds think alike)

Anyways, I love you and when I come to your part of Australia I'm going to tackle you to the floor and eat all those delicious mangoes and jackfruits you guys have... YUM! And then I'm going to take your ass and make you travel with me to Europe and America and Asia and eat all the yummy yummy food and try not to become fat LMFAO

I love you wifey! 

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