Dewey: Can I be your wingman?
Donald: No.
Dewey: Come on! Do you think I will embarrass you?
Donald: Honey, I'm certain.
Dewey: How many times have I ruined your date?
Donald: But I haven't been dating since you boys were born!
Dewey: Exactly! So zero! Perfect score! You can count on me. 😉
Donald: (facepalms)
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