Kacchan: hhh shitty hair, Me and deku broke up!
Kirishima: Tell me what happened.
Kacchan: I paid more attention to gravity falls than him!
Kirishima: Well-
Kacchan: *phone rings* hold on. Hello?
Deku: Kacchan, I miss you! Come back.
Kacchan: Okay babe! You hang up.
Deku: No you!
Kacchan: No you!
Kirishima: *snatches phone and hangs up* just- go to him.
Kacchan: I'm getting laid tonight.
Kirishima:
