STD High

Cathleen

Dear Diary, 

Its the beginning of high school; new friends, teachers, and STDs. I can't wait. My name is Cathleen Coochier. Soon I'll be a freshman at STD high, I'm so excited! I have a different pair of socks for everyday of the school year. They're so quirky! I chose choir as my elective (obviously) but I don't know how the class will react to my angelic voice. I hope they aren't intimidated by me. My locker number is 01000011 01101000 01101100 01100001 01101101 01111001 01100100 01101001 01100001, all the numbers are in binary code... I hope mine means something super cute! 

Later that week I arrived at STD high. I wore my Pepsi socks and waited for the compliments to storm in. We had freshman orientation, where the school laid out the rules and guidelines the students of STD high must follow. Then I went to my locker. To the left, there was a brown haired girl with bad red and blonde highlights (not that its my place to judge, but they were disgusting) spilling her coffee all over the floor. I already couldn't stand her. To my right however, and excuse my profanity, was the BADDEST BITCH in STD high, Iris Yog. I had heard ALL of the rumors about her from when she went to STD middle, even though it was only last year. I couldn't believe Iris Yog was in MY freshman class! Little did I know, she would soon be one of my best friends. I felt bad for the girl with bad highlights, so I decided that I would help her clean up her coffee. After that she asked for my name.

"Cathleen" I said. 

"Oh I'm Melissa, thanks for helping me with the coffee. I can't believe I got some on my Gucci slides, I'm so upset about that," she replied.

"Yea"

I didn't care about her Gucci slides. Her highlights were ugly. How could I care about Melissa and her slides when Iris Yog, the baddest and thiccest girl in school, was right next to me. My 1st - 4th periods were uneventful, and during lunch I sat alone by the garbage can, but then I went to 5th hour... Spanish. As I entered the class, right there before me was Iris Yog and part of what seemed to be her clique. I sat far away from them because to bee honest, I was scared. My Spanish teacher slowly walked up to the front of the class and announced, 

"Ok everyone get into groups of four!"

I was terrified. Everyone seemed to get into their groups so quickly and I felt lost inside the crowd of shifting bodies. The moving settled and everyone had formed their groups. This left Iris Yog and two of her friends and me. I was nervous, but I had two face the inevitable. I slowly walked over to their table and sat down quietly. 

"Hi, I'm Cathleen Coochier" I stuttered. 

"Hey I'm Liam Bussy," said the very tall boy with glasses.

"I'm Kaylee Schlong," said the girl in a black jacket as she smiled at me.

"And I'm Iris Yog. It's nice to meet you Coochier." 

"N-nice to meet you all too," I replied shakily.

We worked on some Spanish introductions and I learned a lot about my fellow peers. I hope I get to work with Iris Yog and her squad again. The rest of the day was sooo boring compared to Spanish, and I went home tired, but excited to see my new acquaintances again the next day. I fell asleep thinking about which socks I could wear for the next day. I always dress to impress!