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Drunk Texts

Cameron~<>

You: HAYYYYY BEST FRAAAAAND!!!!!!!??$:&4$74!3;

Cam: Um hey(?¿)

You: CAMERON I LUUURVE YOUUUUU

Cam: -.- You're drunk. I'm coming for you baby girl.

You: I DIDNT INVITE YOU TO MY BARBECUE SO WHY YOU ALL UP IN MAH GRILL?!!!?!

Cam: -.-

Nash~<>

You: Hey Nash..... WANNA GET NASHTEYYYYY?!

Nash: Babe aren't you on your period?

You: MOTHER NATURE IS A MUTTTTTHAFUDGAAAAA

Nash: Great..... I'll just ah.... I'll come and get you.

You: YEHEESSSS BODY SHOTTTTSSS

Nash: Yeah I'll be there in five minutes-.-

Jack G~<>

You: HAPPY LLAMA

Jack G: Que?

You: SURPRISE MUUUTHAFUDGA LLAMA

Jack G: Omfg are you drunk? I'm coming to get you.

You: NOOOO LLAMAS ARE BETTER THAN UNICORNS ASDFGHJKL

Jack J~<>

You: JACKYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jack J: WHAAAAAAAAAAT

You: Don't yell at me jackypoo:( IMMA GO SEE IF I CAN BE A BIRD BYEEEEEE

Jack J: Shit, You're drunk. No don't jump off of a roof.

You: Okay daddy I won't;)

Matt~<>

You: IN THE JUNGLLLE THE MIGHTY JUNNNGLE

Matt: THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT

You: NO!!!! Sleep for is da loooosers.... WILL YOU FATHER MY CHILDREN?!

Matt: Oh boy. I'm on my way.

You: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE MATT BE MY BABY DADDY :PP

Shawn~<>

You: Shawn do you love me?

Shawn: Of course I do! Why wouldn't I?

You: Heh heh heh MY PRECIOUS >:)))) YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPÉ ME!!!!

Shawn: And here I thought we were having a moment. I'm coming to get you.

You: OOOO SHAWN YOU'RE COMING?!!? EWWWW

Shawn: -.- dirty minded little shizzle.

Aaron~<>

You: AAAAAAARON!!!!! HOW MANY A's ARE IN YOUR NAME ASDFGHJKL

Aaron: Um two why?

You: But one is big and one is little. Why is one big and one is little? Doesn't the other feel left out? UGH THIS WORLD IS SO UNFAIR

Aaron: Where's the party I'm coming in ten.

You: ITS SO UNFAIR!!!!

Taylor~<>

You: WHEEEE IM GONNA RIDE ON A BULL ONE DAY!!!!

Taylor: You already have sweetheart.

You: WHAAAAAAAAAT? What was the cute little thing's name???

Taylor: His name was little Taylor. I'm coming to get you baby.

You. O.o I'm not a baby. AND THEY NAMED A FREAKING BULL AFTER YOU!!!! I HAVE TO TELL TAYLOR!

Carter~<>

You: I DONT WANNA BE ANYTHING THAN WHAT IVE ONLY BEEN TRYNA BE LATELEEEEEY

Carter: Okayyyyyy.............

You: WILL YOU BE MY AUGUSTUS WATERS????????

Carter: Yes. Always. I'll be there in ten.

You: PSYCH! AUGUSTUS AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I looooveeeeeeee you:)))))

Carter: I love you too <3

Hayes~<>

You: I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE 18!!!!!!!!!

Hayes: Are you ok?

You: HEEEEEELLLL NAW!!!!!! I want a donkey like the one in Shrek. But I want mine to be sparkly blue and it can fly. Can you get one for me pleeeeeeeaaase?!!

Hayes: Lemme find the car keys. You are coming home with me.

You: GET ME A DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A/N
You have no idea how much fun it was writing this.
I was a little hesitant on putting Hayes in this but it wouldn't be fair to you guys.

QOTC: Which boy do you think looks most like a member of One Direction?

I won't share my opinion on this one because I want you guys to form your own lol.

Vote: Comment: Or both :))))))