Truth or Dare [MORE MELBAN FANFICTIONS AHAHAHAHAH!!]

{3} "Sing?"

Jericho was up next. Turning to Meliodas, who was on Ban's lap, she smirked. "Meliodas~ truth or dare?" Meliodas turned to her. "Dare." Jericho smiled. "Not really a dirty dare, but sing something. Probably lewd." Meliodas gaped at her. "Seriously? I suck, though." Ban licked Meliodas' cheek, getting his attention. "Cmon, for me?" He asked, and Meliodas sighed. "Okay, okay."

"I see the way, I see the way, the way you want her. 

You're not easily impressed, 

baby I got more under my dress"

He puts a hand under his collar, threatening to take off his shirt, but with a joking smile.

"But you won't twitch..."

Under his breath, though it could be heard, he said, "Kodos." 

Gowther whispers, "Kodos means 'I'll kill you' in Japanese Romanji, I believe."

"I see she's got, 

I see she's got some thing I don't 

You know I'm jealous in my head 

Cause you'd look so good in my bed 

But you really like the bitch 

So I can cry~! 

For my age, 

my life and my face 

And I will wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you. 

And I can cry cause I got so much she has not 

And I will wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you now- 

Wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you.  

Maybe I'm young, maybe I'm too young to understand this 

But you're a mess in your own ways 

Let's mess it up together, babe I'm what you need~... 

Who could I, oh, who could I be just to get to you? 

You should be ripping off my gown 

Turning me on! 

You just send me down, down on my knees "

It occurs to Ban that Meliodas is talking- singing - about the time when he liked Elaine.

"Pretty little tease~ 

So I can cry~ for my age, my life and my face 

And I will wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you 

And I can cry cause I got so much she has not 

And I will wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you now- 

Wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about -

And I can cry for my age, my life and my face 

I will wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you 

And I can cry cause I got so much she has not 

And I will wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about you now- 

Wash off all the dirty, dirty thoughts I had about... you."

He stops, then looks at the others. "So, how was that?" Ban looked at him. "Hey, who were you singing about?" He shrugged. "When you liked Elaine. So, you, I guess." Ban nods. "Ah, so I was right." Meliodas looked at him. "What do you mean?" "I thought you were singing about the time I like Elaine, and... I was right." Ban replies, and Meliodas shrugs.

"Okay, let the game continue."

{Okay, I'm hella tired, so I'ma leave it at that}