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"uwu." He said. They then began to make out. Jon leaned up fast and grabbed Cole's face in his hands. He he gave Cole a big smooch and stuck his tongue in his mouth. They continued kissing and slowly made their way toward the couch. Jon Arbuckle and Cole ************** then began to get undressed. They made love hungrily. Jon loved to feel Cole's tongue in his mouth. So much that he began to unhinge his jaw.

"WHOA WHOA now JOn, let's not let your urge to vore things out of control." Said, Cole, panting.

"I can't help it Cole, I just love you so much." Jon couldn't help himself. He began voring Cole. Then Joseph Joestar appeared.

"HOLY SHIT" he yelled obnoxiously, "THIS IS A MISTAKE IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE, AND I'VE MADE A LOT OF THOSE." Jon continued to consume his partner. He wanted to stop, he just couldn't. Cole was too yummy. Joseph removed his gun from its holster. "WELL, TIME TO DO GOD'S WORK. IT'S GOTTA BE DONE. SON OF A BITCH!" He then shot both of them in the head. 

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