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Part 3

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As I laugh like a crazed person I nearly dive through the door to the bathhouse and into the changing room.
"Showa showa showaaaaa! Clean and good smells!" I quickly strip my clothes off and throw them on a nearby seat and brake for the door to the well...more so cloth but its a door and throw it open to reveal an..."EMPTY BATH?! NOOOOOOO!"
I had forgotten to check the water levels of the tanks earlier but the lady messed it up

"Dammit! Finally....my chance for a bath in nearly three days...I hate being dirty!" I fall to my knees and slam my fist onto the wooden deck

"Maybe I should take her offer...just to get a damn bath and shower..." Inside I'm crying but more or less over reacting as I usually do and much to my horror someone saw my outburst and started laughing

???:BWAAHAHAHAHHAHA! OMG YOU ARE SUCH A NERD! HAHAHAHA! I WISH U STILL HAD MY PHONE SO I COULD RECORD IT!"
My eyes shot up to the wall that divided the outside bath from the inside one and sure enough my friend and fiend Maze was sitting on the wall ass naked for all to see, she somehow sat on a wooden spike that jutted out from the wall due to poor workmanship on my part

"MAZEKEEEEEENNNN!" I shouted and grabbed a soap bar before chucking it at her. I nailed her little pale head right on the bridge of her nose.
Maze and I were good friends, sisters if you will due to our close relationship. We've been here longer than anyone and funny thing is she was the one that saved me when I washed up here from my U-boat.

Maze:"Oooooowwwwwiieeee!...that hurt (Y\N)! Just be happy I saved some water for you! Ungrateful hag!"
That was our running joke we called each other names and mine was hagatha while the annoyingly cute Ta-class was Bertha.
Maze:"ow....ow..."

"Wait! What! You saved some water for me?! Where where where! Tell me Maze please!"
I pleaded like I do sometimes just to stroke Maze's ego and most times it works
Maze:"not until you kiss my booboo" she said holding her nose

"I'm not going to kiss your ass" I scowled as looked up at her. She does this too damn much but it spices things up. I'll get her later

Maze:"well if I knew you were gonna kiss my ass then I would have let you eat me out too but I'd rather have my ass intact thank you very much!"

"Not what I...ugh...never mind just give me the water please" I begged again and this time I had my head to the floor

Maze:"better....fine it's in the jug over in the corner" she waves to the far corner where we keep the excess water in case of emergency to which I get up and sprint to the door, sure enough there is a massive tub full to for three people

"Now you're just showing off. How strong are you? Tell me honestly this time. Last time you lifted what? Nearly 3 tonnes? And now there is this tub or bucket whatever you wanna call it that can fit me, you and someone else-"
Maze cut me of by responding "ooooooh~ three~ I like that~" she giggled and came down from her 'throne' only to zip by me and hop in the tub
"Hey! My time for a bath you baka! Get out! Your getting your germs in the water!"

Maze:"But its MY germs sweetie~ and you know how much of a sister you are to me~" she winked and beckoned me in with a finger to which I replied with a sigh and got in the tub with her

"Stay over there and we won't have a problem"
Maze:"aww does my sweet wittle siwster not like to be in a bawth~ awwww don't worry I'll be obedient~" she winked again which got on my nerves making me angrily grab the shampoo and wash my hair diligently as to escape her
Maze:"Cmon (Y\N) lighten up I'm only playing sheesh. You know I'd never molest you...well...maybe there is a 6 percent chance of that but that is besides the point. What I mean is I wouldn't do it just to get at ya. I like ya you know, I've said it what? 36 times and counting? I like you a lot and best of all you have smexy tan lines! My pale self can't get any color but it can still burn and peel" she once again expressed her feelings making me more annoyed because after all of this she still tries to win me over, and my tan lines...god don't get me started

"Yeah yeah whatever just hush and let me relax please, I saved another girl from the beach earlier today" Maze interjects "yup I noticed" I looked at her before dunking my head to wash out the soap and surface "as I was saying long story short its been exhausting Maze. I really need some relaxation and its been three days of no shower or bath cause more and more pop up"
I lean on the edge of the tub and look up at the ceiling, thinking of time gone by. I missed the old days, missed being an intern, missed having a nice bed and all of that but through what happened and my shipwreck I'd say life her wasn't so bad. I was white, skinny, black hair and glasses, complete nerd I studied physics and bio. Not many friends but I had two, kept me going through college, Sydney and Marsh....man I miss those two. Sydney was a blonde obviously but and absolute model, she had people fawning over her day in and day out. Marsh looked like he was a mamas boy...rather a daddy's boy his mom died over seas in Rome but she made bank. Marsh was short, black hair and excellent artist he had a character that I don't remember the name to but it was cool. Made me remember an old Noir style movie I watched. Those two were polar opposites one was popular while the other shyly walked by but they were a match while I...was somewhere in between. Not too tall, not too short, about B cup and thin for my age I looked OK but no one approached me and to be honest it wasn't to shabby it let me focus on work and school and my apartment to which sadly my parents kicked my out of the house so that was the way to go. Thankfully Sydney and Marsh let stay at their place for a while until I earned enough doing work at a sales company.

I sigh and look back down at myself, that tan, sexy body I have now. I gained about 79 pounds in about...3 weeks, I ate a lot of food, started working out around the clinic while Maze showed me the ropes, each day I grew more and more, even places that I honestly thought stopped. I went from B to little under E, I went from 5'5 to nearly 6'0 and from 105lbs to 220lbs
(sorry to my British audience)
It was perfect and I knew it-

Maze:*snap snap*"yohoooo? Hello? Anyone in there? (Y\N)? Helllllloooo?"
Maze had been calling me for a few minutes and begun snapping in my face "you know if you wanted to oogle yourself you should have done that in the mirror or let me do it" she huffed as she finally got my attention

"Ah sorry. Just thinkin' to myself. By the way how did you find me again? I forgot"

Maze laughed hard and splashed a little water "of course of course well I found you passes out on a barrel of...something I dunno what it was but it look to me like something from Germany"

"Well duh you idiot it was from a U-boat. U47? Remember? *sigh* what will I do with you"

Maze:"correction what am I gonna do with YOU" she scooted over to me on all fours and sat in my lap even though she was shorter than me she still somehow was eye level "you need to learn to control you actions, you need to seriously find some time for yourself. I appreciate that you work hard but you need a love life too, I heard what that lady said to you about joining her and I think you should. Get out, see the world! See men- or women..if you want to go there but preferably me as your first woman. But for cereal, you need to get out and explore, you can't help others if you can't help yourself (Y\N)"
Maze put a loving hand on my shoulder and smiled genuinely for the first time in a while
"For me?" She said

It took me a second to process but I immediately brought her in for a hug. It was my favorite thing..hugs
"Oh my yup...we've got a hugger...huff...." She said through strained breathing due to my death hug

"Thanks Maze but I need to stay here to help you. Yes you can be an ass at time but that called tough lough right? Now how's about we get out? Don't want you to get all pruny and sassy" I giggled to myself and released Maze before pushing her off me into the tub
"Now get yourself clean, you smell like piss...again"

Maze smelled herself and winced "yah, yup, got it..." She stuck her tongue out and gagged out loud. That was the last thing I heard before grabbing the bodywash and scrubber. I checked the personal shower I made into the storage so I could shower in peace to see if there was water sure enough there was luckily. I sparingly washed my body making sure to clean every inch including my soles
"Alright Maze, see you round. I'm going to bed" I stated before leaving, giving Maze a wave

(Hope everyone enjoyed this part!)