"You're like a deep fried meme"
"are you implying that my Hamster is on the deep web??"
"I hope you didn't quack!" (I have issues pronouncing CR sounds sometimes fjdn)
"I very frequently read Crtl+alt+del as like.. KhRtl + AHlt + Delete."
"What're you gonna do? Anally vore it?"
"drink the plastic"
"Go do your homosexual." (Me trying to tell my friend to go do his homework)
*On a call and trying to be jokingly flirty* "Wanna be the peepee to my poopoo?"
"Because I'm lonely and [boyfriends name] Won't give me children." (I meant to draw OC's fjdj)
*Verbally* "Slubslub xd"
"I'm an innocent unpure soul."
*Again, Verbally* "Eeeeee...xDxD"
"AH-! Who screamed? Someone screamed and it wasn't me - Well it was, but it wasn't."
"Hold on lemme pierce my tongue with a sharpened shell."
*Me, Roleplaying Fuyuhiko* "Leave my eyeballs alone, You coward whore."
"Hold on, I'm counting my teeth shut up."
"I mean, If you want t'fuck a skeleton at Six, Go off I guess."
"I MIGHT'VE CRASHED THE SERVER" (how?) "I MIGHTVE GIVEN [different friend's name] 10,000,000 ARROWS."
"Oh, Kokbot?" (Me talking about if Kokichi was actually in the exisial)
and that's really all, thanks
