Don't ask me

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Lucian: I'm a little cold. 

Avery: [removes jacket] I told you to bring more layers but you didn't listen and now [piling scarves on him] I've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and [takes someone else's hat] how long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.

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Namu: Oh hey what time is it? 

Oliver: No idea, pass me that recorder and I'll find out.

Oliver: [plays the recorder loudly]  

Revy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 4AM?!

oliver: [to Namu] It's 4am.

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Salesman: What would you like the cake to say?

Oliver: [covers phone and turns to Revy] 

Oliver, whispering: I didn't know cakes could talk.

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Dimitri: Are you okay? You hit your head and fainted, do you remember anything? 

Lumia: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.  

Dimitri: that wasn't an ambulance, I carried you. 

Lumia: But I heard a siren. 

Revy: That was me. 

Revy: Sorry I got nervous.

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Lumia: [accidentally bumps into door] 

Revy: Are you okay? 

Lumia: I'm fine. 

Revy: [to the door] You stand in Lumia's way one more time and I'll make sure to take you down.

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Dimitri: How are you feeling? 

Nathan: I have this headache that keeps coming and going. 

Oliver, entering the room: Hey Nathan! 

Nathan, sighs: It's back.

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Computer: Please input new password.

Trevor: [types in his name] 

Computer: Password is too weak.

Trevor: I know.

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Cole: Hey Ave, what does IDK, GTG, TTYL, and ILY mean? 

Avery: I don't know, got to go, talk to you later, I love you. 

Cole: I love you too bro, don't worry about it I'll ask Trev.

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Cole: If you're on the sun then sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.

Trevor: Wouldn't they be dried tomatoes? They're still dried.  

[later]  

Cole: I asked Avery and he said there are no tomatoes on the sun, so we're both wrong. But more importantly, you're wrong.

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Oliver: You have go to college later. 

Namu: But why though? 

Oliver: To be able to get nice things. 

Oliver: [shows Namu his toaster] You see this? 

Namu: Yeah.

Oliver: Stole this from my roommate last year.

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Oliver: FOUR MONTHS- 

Namu: What's wrong with him? 

Revy, supressing giggles: It's nothing, really. 

Oliver: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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Oliver: Nate, are you okay? 

Nathan: Yeah, I'm completely fine. 

Oliver: Well, this morning you asked me if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together.  

Nathan: I'm f i n e.

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Oliver: The word "sleepy" is a lot cuter than "tired". Everyone should start saying that they're "sleepy" instead of "tired". 

Revy: I am sleepy of your shit.

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Oliver: It's really muggy out today. 

Revy: if I go outside and see that all of the mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to disown you. 

Oliver: 

Oliver: sips coffee from a bowl

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Nathan: accidentally hits oliver 

Oliver: The fuck mate, you wanna die? 

Nathan: [whispering] Kinda. 

Oliver: [soft voice] Bro, we talked about this.

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Revy: Father, there's a monster under my bed.

Oliver, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Caramel: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!!!

Luther: I WANT A DIVORCE. YOU TAKE CARLY WITH YOU.

Caramel: AND YOU TAKE CHIME WITH YOU!

Chime, cleaning up the uno cards: Playing this was a bad idea.  

Carly: Let's never play again.