2nd November , Saturday

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Dorm , 11.34...
JHope taps phone : ...
RM : We have to record a teaser
Hyerin : Teaser or intro ?
RM : Teaser
JHope : Who else is doing this ?
RM : I will have Solji Noona coming over later
Hyerin : Unnie with who ?
JHope : Are you setting the couple up ?
RM : No , Taehyung
Hyerin : You do a couple round
RM : I didn't want to , I'm scared they will change themselves for each other
Hyerin : Or argue on camera
JHope laughs : That's bad
Hyerin : Imagine Unnie and Jimin here
RM : I think Noona and Jimin are okay , Hyung and Noona might have a conflict
Hyerin : Also , they have a pact
RM : Yes , we have to respect that too
JHope : Junghwa ?
RM : Junghwa... I don't want to psychoanalyse her for now
Hyerin : Oh , why ?
RM : I think she's tired
Hyerin : Ah... I hope she isn't
JHope : Jungkook ?
RM : That's dangerous
Hyerin & JHope laughs : Right
RM chuckles : Let's start
Hyerin : Yes *sits next to RM*
JHope puts phone down : Let's start
RM starts recording : This camera
JHope clears : Yes
Hyerin points : Why don't you BangID ?
B.E : Hello , we're B.E
RM : Yes , TOGETHER , how are you ?
Hyerin & JHope : Whoo~
RM : B.E has been quiet , right ?
Hyerin : Not really
JHope laughs : Haha
RM holds laugh : We're starting a new form of B.E games , don't worry , we still have our old B.E games
JHope : Right , it stays
Hyerin : It's not going anywhere
RM nods : Yes
Hyerin : We're doing it in a narrative style and our video will be animated so... you'll get whatever our animator does
JHope : What if we come out funny ?
Hyerin : Hobi , it's time to visit the warehouse
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : Do I want to be here ?
JHope : Yes , we're also being filmed , if you want... we will release the podcast version and our version
Hyerin : 'Our version'
RM : We have prepared a lot and I hope you enjoy it , we're currently recording the first one now , please wait !
Hyerin : It's 100% honest
JHope : No scripts , just cameras
B.E laughs : Haha
RM : We hope you enjoy it
JHope & Hyerin : And stay tune !
Hyerin waves : Bye~
RM : This has been...
JHope : B.E !
Hyerin : Let's go !
RM stops recording : Okay , onto the dining table *gets up*
JHope : I have a feeling it's going to be funny
Hyerin points camera : All this will come out as behind the scenes
RM sits down : Yes , please sit
Hyerin : Feels like an interview *sits down*
JHope : Noona , your mic
Hyerin : Oh , yes
RM : Are we ready ? *drinks water*
JHope : Yes
Hyerin : Yes , let's start
RM : I know I have taken you guys through some harsh territories like a 12 month comeback
Hyerin : Universal Studio !
RM : Dance studio , I don't know... recording studio . So today...
Hyerin & JHope : Gasp...
RM : We go on a date
JHope : What ?
RM : Date
JHope : Sigh...
RM : Because today we're going to figure out 'what's your love language ?'
Hyerin : What ?
JHope looks at Hyerin : This is not Universal Studio , I thought we were going to go to Univerdal Studio !
Hyerin : I would like a refund , where can I get a refund on this 'I'm going to Universal Studio' t-shirt ?
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : Goodness... you guys should be grateful that I'm setting this up . Different people feel loved in different ways , so today we're going to test out with your love language is . You're going to 5 dates with 5 different partners... how this is going to work is , each partner you go on a date with , you're going to have to rate her from 1-5 . You're going to have to choose one partner you like the most and that's how you're going to determine how you feel loved , okay ?
Hyerin : What if I'm into girls , Namjoon ? Did you just assume my sexuality ?
JHope laughs : Haha
Hyerin : Excuse you , sir *lifts phone* Hello , police ? I would like to report a hate crime
RM chuckles : Hehe
Hyerin : Alright , who are these guys I'm going to influence ?
JHope laughs : Ah , Noona !
RM laughs : 'Who are these partners I'm going to invite to my call ?'
Hyerin & JHope laughs : Haha
RM : This first person , you meet in the movie . By the time you meet them , they have already bought the drinks and popcorn way before you , they hand them to you and head in to start watching . During the movie , they pulls out a snack that you really like and they apparently knew about it , somehow
JHope : Scary
Hyerin laughs : Haha
RM : They give it to you and you really enjoyed it . After the movies end , you both say goodbye and she leaves... what would you rate them as ?
Hyerin : T-that's it ?
RM : That's it
Hyerin : That's all we get ?
RM : That's it
Hyerin : We don't get to ask any questions ?
RM : No , no
Hyerin : We don't get to talk on this date ?
RM : No , you don't get nothing . Just from that you have to ask yourself 'does that sound like someone I would date ?'
Hyerin : So he pretty much bought me food , and gave us more food
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : Sounds like goals
Hyerin : I like the fact he knew my favourite candy but... that's creepy
JHope : It is
RM : Let's say you mentioned it
Hyerin : Okay , he is daring to snuck it in and broke some rules but... I don't know , we didn't talk at all
JHope : Right
Hyerin : Is it-... are we going to talk to anyone at all , or is it just like this ?
RM : No , not really
Hyerin : Wow
JHope : Mm...
RM : So what do you guys think ?
Hyerin : Out of 5 ?
JHope : 5 is the... thumbs up ?
RM : Yes
JHope : Yeah , okay...
Hyerin lifts finger : He's definitely a 4 , he's definitely very caring and considerate . Uh... I do have to give a marks off because we didn't talk
JHope chuckles : I wasn't a huge fan because she broke rules...
Hyerin : Right , Hobi is honest and a conformist
JHope chuckles : I don't know , I think I'll give her a 2 if it's-...
Hyerin : Wow , wow , that's-...
RM holds laugh : There's 4 more , don't worry , there's 4 more . So this partner number 2 , you also meet at a movies , this time you're watching a trilogy , a final one . You both go in and watched it , after the movies , they said they really enjoyed it and they would love to watch more with you
JHope : Ooh
Hyerin : That is interesting
RM : So both of you go to your place and watched movies all night , cooked together , spent quality time together . Time flies , it's morning and they leaves
JHope : 5 out of 5
Hyerin laughs : Haha
RM : 5 out of 5 ?
JHope : Yes !
RM : Okay , okay... *laughs*
Hyerin laughs : Goodness
JHope : I'm not sure about Noona , going to a girl's place...
Hyerin : Yes , right , that's what I thought to
RM : Ah , sorry
JHope : It's okay , it's just a game
Hyerin : What did I watch with the last guy ?
RM : The movie doesn't really matter
Hyerin : Why ? I want to know
RM : Uh... 'My Little Pony : The Movie'
Hyerin : Okay... strange , I wouldn't watch that myself
JHope : Unless it's with Hyung
Hyerin : Right , or anything Oppa likes
RM holds laugh : I think Hyung might enjoy it
JHope laughs : Haha
Hyerin : Okay , it doesn't matter
JHope : He really wants to watch it
Hyerin : It's a date , yeah . Pretty nice , he's definitely a good friend , a big thing about relationship is that fact that if you don't have fun with someone then... it's going to be bad because you guys are going to be best friends until you break up or something . So... she's definitely a 4 out of 5 again , I have low standards for men . It's like... 'are you breathing ? Do you have a pulse ?'
JHope & RM laughs : Haha
RM : I thought Noona would have a decent standard
JHope : I think Noona does , but... the partners in this game lower it ?
RM : Or maybe Noona doesn't have one anymore , she only have Hyung
Hyerin : Please stop teasing... *tries to hit RM*
RM laughs : Haha
JHope : I like girls that I can be really close with and cooking together and watching movie together is something I would do so...
RM : Aw
Hyerin gaps : ... ! *looks at JHope*
JHope : Why ?
Hyerin : No
RM : ... ?
Hyerin mouthing : (Sejeong)
JHope : Like how when you're in love , you start getting anxious in front of a person... 'what if this thing I do ticks her off ?' , I don't want that , I hate that feeling . Yeah , that why I rate her 5 , I'm like yes !
Hyerin & RM laughs : Haha
JHope : Next one
RM : Partner number 3
Hyerin laughs : Haha
JHope imitates RM : I like your voice
RM holds laugh : They walk up to you and say 'hey , I really want to watch this movie , thank you so much for bringing me here'
Hyerin : Welcome
JHope laughs : Haha
RM nods : And goes 'Wow , you're looking sharp today' , they compliments you on your outfit and you both goes in to watch the movie . When you come out , they go 'Aw... that was so good , thank you so much for bringing me onto this date' and like 'Let's talk for awhile' and wasn't to chat with you , so you guys go grab a cup of coffee together and you say your goodbyes
JHope : Mm...
Hyerin : Uh... I don't like this one as much
JHope : Really ? But I agree
Hyerin : He is... seems to be too clingy and too buying for your attention . He's giving too many compliments all at once , I feel like he's trying too hard to keep us there
RM : Okay
Hyerin : I feel like he's kind of like a cheerleader
JHope stifles laugh : Vitamin
Hyerin hits JHope : 야
JHope & RM laughs : Haha
Hyerin : Your relationship isn't making you too happy and doesn't encourage you then... it's just bad
RM : Yeah
Hyerin : I guess there has to be some sort of balance between cheerleader and friends , and he's too much on cheerleader so I'm going to rate him 2 out of 5 this time
RM : Okay *holds laugh* What about you ?
JHope : I... cant do compliments too well so...
Hyerin : You can , Hoseok
JHope : Pardon ?
Hyerin : You can... at some point of time , you can't handle anymore
RM : Noona's great
JHope : Yeah
Hyerin laughs : Haha
JHope : If I'm around this girl 24/7 , I'm going to die *chuckles* from the end of it
RM : I thought you were talking about Noona for a second there
Hyerin : He won't
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : So that's a 1 out of 5 ?
JHope : Yeah , sorry
RM : Alright... contestant number 4 , this time you buy the drinks and both go into the movie . Halfway , you ran out of drinks and they insist on refilling it for you , taking their drinks along for a refill . During the movie , a kid next to them starts crying and they gives a lollipop to help stop the crying . At the end of the movie , you walk out and they hold the door for you , both said your goodbyes and leave
Hyerin : Well... he's definitely into us so I'll give him a 5 out of 5
RM : ...
JHope laughs : Haha
Hyerin : I'm kidding , I'm kidding ! Uh... he's good with kids which is funny , really rare nowadays and he's also really nice , I don't know a lot of people who opens door for me anymore *sighs*
RM sighs : Life is so hard
JHope cross arms : I have to open these doors for myself
B.E laughs : Haha
Hyerin : I'll give him a 4 out of 5
RM : You ?
JHope : I'll give a 5 out of 5 , I really like kind-hearted people and she's really considerate . Well it's only from this one impression , if she's like this when I'm not around , she has to be a genuine kind-hearted people and I give that...
RM : 5 out of 5
JHope : I really like that
Hyerin nods : Ohh , right , it's making sense now
JHope laughs : What ?
RM : Did you intoxicate Noona when I was setting up ?
B.E laughs : Haha
RM clears throat : Last contestants , contestant number 5 *lift fingers* Both of you goes to the movies , as soon as she they you , they give you a big hug . They're very welcoming , they have a smile on their face . While you're watching , they leans on you . After the movie's over , you walk her to her car and she gives you a bobo on the cheek and thank you for your kindness
JHope : Groan... *laughs*
Hyerin : Wait , this is the first date ?
JHope : On yeah...
Hyerin : Is he an escort ?
RM : Pardon ?
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : Not an escort... Noona , we have young fans
Hyerin : Sorry , in that case...
JHope : That's so impressive , wow
Hyerin : Definitely a... I would say a 1 and a half , 1.5 out of 5
RM : Okay
Hyerin : That's too touchy for a first date
RM : Okay
Hyerin : I feel like... if we broke up , I would be waking up upside down in his room
JHope laughs : Haha
RM makes face : Noona , what's wrong with you ?
JHope laughs : Haha
Hyerin : 'Goodness , how did I get here ?'
RM : You smell the psycho in him
Hyerin : Yes
RM : That's it
JHope : I probably could picture that
Hyerin laughs : Haha
JHope : She kind of have this older sister vibe
RM : Mm... okay
JHope : Doesn't she ?
RM : Yeah , I guess... you don't like it ?
JHope : I will feel overwhelmed by that so I'm going to give it a 2
Hyerin : Yeah
JHope : A little too aggressive for me
B.E laughs : Haha
RM smiles : Okay , so can the 5 contestants walk in one by one , marked in a row
JHope : Okay ?
RM : Basically you have to ask one of these partners on a second date
Hyerin : Ah , what ?
RM : Who would you choose ?
Hyerin : I would like to ask contestant number 2 , the one who's really fun and the one I had a really fun time with . At the end of the day , if you didn't had fun with someone , you shouldn't go for a relationship with them
RM : Okay *nods*
JHope : Noona
Hyerin looks at JHope : ... ?
JHope : I was going for the same girl
RM : Wow
JHope : Because *chuckles*
RM : What's your reasoning , Hyung ?
JHope : My reasons aren't pretty much... when I get into a relationship , I want to be a really good friend . Plus we're cooking together ? Goodness
RM laughs : Haha
JHope : That's my favourite thing , I want to cook together with her
Hyerin : Help out more in the kitchen
RM laughs : Okay !
JHope : Noona , I-... I want her
Hyerin : We can both have number 2
JHope : Okay
RM : You both pick contestant number 2 , you both picked 'quality time'
JHope : Pardon ?
RM : You feel the most loved when you spend the most time , whatever it is... long walks at the beach with them , it doesn't have to be anything special but you feel the loved when you spend the most time together , that's your love language
Hyerin : Mm...
JHope : What about...
Hyerin : Okay ?
JHope : The other ones ?
RM : Right , what would have been your second choice ?
Hyerin : Ah...~
JHope : My second choice would be the kind person who's good with children
Hyerin : Wow , you know what... just for argument sake , I'll go with boy 1 . He's just really nice overall , I don't know how I can beat that
JHope : The considerate one ? The one who bought you popcorns...
Hyerin : And candies , yeah . It's like he's always there to help me and it's so nice of him . 'Wow Hyerin , you broke your leg , let me carry you to the hospital'
B.E laughs : Haha
RM : Boy number 1 represents the love language of 'receiving gifts' , you feel loved the most when receiving gifts . It didn't have to be expensive things , they give you something and you go 'Huh ? He was thinking about me' so that's when you feel the most loved
Hyerin : Huh...
RM : Girl number 4 represents 'act of service' , so you feel the most loved when she help-...
Hyerin laughs : Haha
RM : For example...
Hyerin & JHope laughs : Haha
RM : Why ? What ?
JHope laughs : No , no
RM : Is there something wrong ?
Hyerin : It's an inside joke...
JHope : Yeah
RM : ...
Hyerin : I had another 12 year old child lady talked to me
RM : Technically , you feel the most loved when she takes the trash out once in awhile , wash the dishes after a meal or something along the lines . You feel like someone's constantly there to help you or support
JHope : Ooh
Hyerin : Interesting
RM : Number 3 was 'words of affirmation' , you feel the most loved when somebody compliments you . Statistically , they say ladies tend to get attracted to men who compliments them , it's usually their get-go on their love language thing
Hyerin : Am I not a lady ?
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : It's okay to have a different love language , you're different
JHope : That's why Hyung likes you
Hyerin : Be quiet...
JHope chuckles : She's pouting , she doesn't like being teased
RM : Number 5 was 'physical touch'
JHope nods : Mm-hm
RM : Some people feel the most loved when they touch you , it doesn't have to be sexual like a hug , a back massage or a bobo on the cheek . Those innocent things makes you feel warm inside and feel loved . Listen guys , basically if you ever get into a relationship which I highly doubt you will , if you do... just let them know what your love language is . Apparently , 'quality time' is your get-go so tell them
JHope : Wait
RM : I mean 'quality time'
JHope : What's that about 'highly doubt you will get' , was that to the audience or us ?
RM : Because...
JHope : Either way , that was rude... Namjoon *glares at RM*
Hyerin points self : I have a boyfriend *shakes head* Namjoon , fight me
RM laughs nervously : T-too cold
Hyerin : Fight me... Hobi , we can take Namjoon this time , let's break Joonie bad *laughs evilly*
JHope & RM laughs : Haha
RM : I'm quite surprised , I thought you guys will say other things . I thought Noona will say something like 'words of affirmation' and Hyung will say 'act of service'
Hyerin : Joon
RM : It's not wrong
Hyerin : Namjoon , I give myself enough words of affirmation
RM laughs : Haha
Hyerin : I don't need someone else echoing them
JHope whisper : Except Hyung
RM holds laugh : Okay
Hyerin : 'That right , Hyerin , you tell Namjoon'
JHope chuckles : Haha
Hyerin : Thank you , Hyerin , I got this
B.E laughs : Haha
RM : For me it was 'act of service' and I agree with that , even with our lifestyle... when people help me , I feel like I need to repay them and it's a genuine love that someone help me do what I want to do or need to do , it's weird
Hyerin : That's just one factor of them , what if they have a terrible personality ? What if they hit you ? What if they drink a lot ? Have you considered these factors , Joonie ?
RM : No , obviously not , those are obviously get-go wrong . Sometimes people don't understand... like let's say Noona and I were... *facepalms self* Geez , let's say Noona and someone else were in a relationship and one of their-...
JHope holds laugh : I don't think Hyung would like that , neither will Jiwoo
Hyerin : Wait , did you wanted to say 'let's say Noona and I were in a relationship' ?
JHope laughs : Haha
RM : No
Hyerin : Was that your sentence ?
RM : No , no
Hyerin : Okay
RM : No , nope
Hyerin : Okay , fine
JHope laughs : Haha
Hyerin : Go back , continue your sentence
RM : They were dating for awhile and Noona's love language is 'quality time' right ?
Hyerin : Mm
RM : And you're spending time together and you will react with 'Wow , we're spending time together' , not talking or watching a movie together and it's all good . One day he tells Noona he doesn't feel loved anymore and Noona doesn't understand because his love language is 'words of affirmation' . He needed to hear from Noona 'You're looking handsome , I love you , you're doing great . Hey , I'm so glad we're spending this time together' , he needed that but Noona didn't quite know it . So if you know what they want or you know what you want , you can always talk it out and go 'hey , I love escort' *makes face*
B.E laughs : Haha
RM shrugs : You can do that
Hyerin : That was absolutely creepy
JHope : I think this kind of personality test , it's not just about you , it's not about what you would like in the other person . It's also about how you want to approach your loved ones , approach the person you're interested in . You have to put in effort too , you have to know what they want
Hyerin nods : Right
JHope : Yeah , you should send this quest-... *laughs* and figure out what she wants and see where it goes , maybe you know...
B.E laughs : Haha
RM : Send this video to you crush
JHope : Maybe you can get somewhere in this video
RM : Hey , use this video to tell them you like them . Send them this link , who knows maybe we're Cupids and master matchmaker
B.E laughs : Haha
RM : Bang Bang Bang , this has been...
B.E : B.E ! Thank you *laughs*
RM stops recording : Goodness
JHope : I wonder how the later session will be
Hyerin : Come here
RM : No
Hyerin : Come here *hits RM* 야
JHope : Is it safe to have this as the first video ?
RM : No
Hyerin : Also , the fans will use this opportunity
JHope : Right , Noona , you almost mention Sejeong
Hyerin : Sorry
RM : I thought you were waiting for her to slip ?
JHope : I was , but through B.E games... it's seems harsh
Hyerin : Just release a statement already
JHope : We're trying our secret dating
RM chuckles : You're crazy , and I'm not going to do this with team HAPPY anymore
Hyerin : Why ?
RM : I'm sure you know
JHope laughs : Also , why don't you use Hyung and Jiwoo as an example
RM : I wasn't prepared
Hyerin points camera : We have behind the scenes~
JHope : I wonder what is Hyung's love language
RM : He has multiple
Hyerin : Mm
JHope : I don't think this is accurate
RM : Why ?
JHope : I know I always want to spend time with Sejeong but... I think I prefer having Sejeong as Sejeong
Hyerin laughs : She's already 'act of service' ?
JHope : Yes...
RM : Noona ? I thought Noona would be 'receiving gifts' or 'words of affirmation'
Hyerin : Mm... compliments are nice but... too much of it is really annoying
JHope : Ah , right ! I think Noona would have that but... Hyung's constant praise and compliment might have scared her
Hyerin gasp : Is it possible ?
RM : It could be
Hyerin : Also... gifts are also nice but I would rather get them on my own
RM : I see...
JHope : I think we all know where Solji Noona and Taehyung lies , right ?
RM : We won't know
B.E laughs : Haha

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