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huh it's so so boring here not even fighting monsters and God's is fun anymore hm why don't i go to the naruto verse for a month and I will make it that the time one month here is three years there and i will make it so I look like I never grow taller in my world and i will make it one month before the genin exam and lets change a bit in the story done and done now the only thing left is to leave a note if they got worried well and before i teleported I remembered the changes are random nah whatever man I don't give a shit about that and I reached the univese the first thing I did was altering the reality so everyone remember me like i was living here but I left the village for a training mission and came back and I gived the lazy guards the damn papers because I don't give a f### and I reached the hokages office
hiruzen:oh my God y/n you look like you are the most handsome man in the world you could make the most cold emotional guy become a gay
y/n:tell me about it hiruzen jiji every single girl in this village looked like they are gonna eat me
hiruzen:ah I fell pity for you why don't you go to the academy
Y/n:ok and I desapired in a blue portal
hiruzen:what kind of jutsu is that he didn't even do hand seals it will be a good jutsu to teach and it wil also be useful for transportation
I appeared infort of iruka who was gonna use his legendary big head jutsu and gived him the paper's
iruka:kids you have a new student
y/n:sup i am y/n do you have any questions
and everygirl have hearts in their eyes but wait naruto is not here ohh one of the changes that naruto doesn't exist ok I can live with that(bloodlust intensifies,.....shit) and every single girl lifted their arms and I picked the pink board
sakura:are you single
y/n:yep
every girl cheered and half of their hands go down and then a Blondie shit said
ino:are you a pervert
y/n:nope
every girl expect one black haired were annoyed and my brain was saying pathetic and I sit down to my surprise two girl sit down with me one the same girl with black hair and the other with light blue hair what the f### oh sasuke is a female in this verse and she is happy that means the uchina massacre never happend f### killumi was hell now those two f### my life
y/n:who are you two
satsuki(fem sasuke):I am an uchina and you are my property
hinata:shut up uchina he is mine (hinata has her personality in road to ninja)
f### now I have a fan girl club life can't get any worser and john dont you dare to make satsuki my wife i dont want to make anyone in my universe sad i said in my mind and john aka the author was sitting on his chair with an evil smile and he already maked it f### I yelled in my head
iruka:now stop we have a taijutsu test y/n you will go against kiba he is the strongest in the class beside satsuki
kiba:hah when I kick your butt the uchina and the hyuga bitches are gonna be mine
not even an attosecond after the beginning i maked kiba look like someone who have taked kirin straight to the face and the girls were cheering and saying y/n kun you are so cool i didn't give a f### and i snapped my fingers and kiba was healed and the girls shouted with more hearts in their eyes y/n kun is mine and i said to kiba
y/n:you can have them all i don't give a shit
kiba:what really dude you are giving up all these breasts without without even caring about it
y/n:bro one girl is worser than hell and i dont want a full harem so you can take them do any shit you want to them i don't care
kiba:haha now all of you get to bed right now and show me your naked body and lets have sex
before he was able to continue he was already on the ground by all the punches of the girls shit they are now after me they continue saying that they are gonna marry y/n and they started arguing
sakura:y/n kun how about we have a sex
ino:no you stupid forhead y/n kun is mine he will only have sex with me
sakura:ha when pigs can fly ino pig y/n kun is mine
all of them continued to arguing and satsuki walked up to me she is my favourite because she is not stupid like anyone if I would choose bettwen her and killumi i will choose her wait what I am saying enough i will create another version of me in it so I am no longer the Brother of gonta or the freind of anyone in the verse and i saw it relationships memories some reputation disappeared and anyways back to it satsuki approached me and said
satsuki:how about a little red date
y/n:Maybe but for now nah and every girl glared at satsuki and said satsuki baka and satsuki looked at them a look that said he is mine
satsuki:ok and she turned toward them and said me and y/n are gonna have so many children and smiled devilishly
and she left yep she is my favourite in this verse but it cost me to erase my life and my existence in my world
Iruka:alright kids it's time for shuriken test and we will begin with y/n throw those shurikens
and i throw them to visual points i hit the center of the heart the brain the kidney the balls and the lungs oxygen system all of them looked shocked and the girls cheered and will that's everything we did in academy
(Time skip to the genin exam and y/n's turn everything continued like the first day but after a week he accepted a date with satsuki but y/n told her to not consider it as a date he also told her his story and everything about him and what he did she felt guilty to what y/n did and she thinked it was all her fault but it was mine and also him anyways it was about the date it was surprisingly fun as he told me so they did it more than once)
iruka:alright y/n fight mizuki i demolished mizuki like I did with kiba and killed him and explained everything to everyone and also show them what confirms it and the girls begin cheering like animals
iruka:do the transformation jutsu and the clone jutsu
y/n:can i do my own version
iruka:you created your own version that's impressive and yes you can
I created physicall clone it's like the shadow clone but it has the same durability as me and has the same powers as me and its as strong as me and pennywise shapeshifting it make able to transform and have the powers voice blood of the thing I transformed into it also make me have the same lifecycle as the thing for example facehugger I do the same thing but instead of the chest buster it's a baby version of me and i also gain their powerlevel when I tranfom back and even their souls I don't use it a lot just if they have a powerful soul and big power level I do and I grow to my current age in the matter of 2 minutes and the limit is i can't turn into it a being if it is a being that is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Google infinity stronger than me and i use infinity scale in every number in the story will expect humans and weak anime or cartoons characters i showed this to iruka and he was speechless if rouge ninjas got the hand to this jutsus it would be chaos as he think but dah its not a jutsu and substitution i did it and substitute with the hokage and poor jiji hiruzen was crying because I burned every icha icha paradise book he had and all the teams are same as Canon now to team 7
iruka:team seven is formed of sakura haruno-y/n l/n and I yelled f### in my mind and satsuki looked like she is gonna kill sakura and sakura said ha take that ino pig and satsuki I am with my y/n kun and iruka continues and satsuki uchina in my mind i yelled yes and satsuki looked at sakura like he is mine and sakura yelled Damn you satsuki baka and iruka continued your sensei is kakshi hatake i was sitting behind satsuki and sakura begin annoying mode
sakura:satsuki baka move i want to sit next to my y/n kun
satsuki:listen pinkie y/n is mine
sakura begin pulling her and since my realisionship with her is so big I said to sakura to leave her alone so she leaved but before that she pushed satsuki and she fall on me and our f###### libs connected it not the first time because satsuki did this to me on a date with her but this time it was longer and for a point blank moment i wanted more but being the same emotional dude i am I pulled myself away and the girls begin yelling at satsuki for kissing me and she had the same reaction as me because the uchina mascara still happened but it was late and it was Danzo root who did this and we waited and holy shit kakashi is late as always and 3 2 1 and kakshi enterd and i used gaster blaster at him and it hit him it only leaved half of his body and i regenerated him
kakashi:my first impression about you that you two are so emotional meet me at the roof in five minutes
and i used the space stone power to teleport myself up and satsuki used sunshune and sakura runned until she is out of breath
kakashi:lets begin with introducing ourself
sakura:why don't you go first sensei
kakashi:very will my name is kakshi hatake my likes are none of your businesses my dislikes are nothing and my goals haven't thought of one yet and my dreams also haven't thought of one yet
sakura yelled all we know is your name,idiot deception is ninjas greatest tool me and satsuki thought at the same time
kakashi:alright pinkie start
sakura:my name is sakura haruno my likes looks at me my goals looks at me again and my dreams looks at me again
kakashi:what about dislikes
sakura:!!!!!!!!!!!ino pig and satsuki baka she yelled a yell that breaked the fourth wall and maked blackbolt yelling look like a tiny whisper
kakashi:ok ok next Mr emotional
y/n:my name is y/n l/n my likes are training and my freinds and the hokage jiji and the innocent and a lot of other things dislikes everything expect my likes my goals are helping people my dream no it will become a reality is to kill a certain person
kakashi:ms emotional
satsuki:my name is satsuki uchina my likes the same as y/n expect i had a sister (yep itachi is a female) and a family my dislike is the same thing my goals same thing my dream is the same thing but a different person
kakashi:will tommorow meet me at the team 7 training ground tommorow to begin the first mission and don't be late and he desspaired in a sunshune
y/n:there is one thing I can't understand
satsuki:what is it y/n kun
sakura:shut up satsuki baka you will not understand it you are so dumb to understand my y/n kun genius questions
y/n:sakura you are the one who will not understand and it is why didn't he use sunshune jutsu to get here fast instead of making us wait three hours
satsuki:you are right makes sense
sakura:'-' ah
y/n:see i told you now author john my pal skip this shit up
(Time skip)
sakura:wait what the it's morning and we are in the training ground 7 and i feel like i have been told some rules to do
y/n/satsuki:don't ask or you will make this world people know
sakura:know what
me and satsuki sweatdropped she is the most idiot bashee that she didn't understand what's happening me and satsuki thought with a sweat drop and kakashi was only half an hour late
y/n:kakashi it looks like you are gonna be early
kakashi:I don't want to get blasted with this dragon bone again
y/n:ok begin the test
and he get out two bells and said it's a bell test and sakura the idiot banshee said
sakura:but sensei there is only two bells
kakashi:Sharp eyes over the noticeable sakura it's because only two of you will pass and one will go back to the academy
sakura:but that's not fair
idiot it's a teamwork test me and satsuki thought at the same time and the test begin and i launched a spin kick at kakshi that send him to the moon breaking all of it and i spinkicked him back to earth and satsuki used eternal mangekyo sharingan perfected susasno and grabbed kakashi and and activated the rinnesahringan she used planetary devistation and kakashi was in the meteor and i was in the space preparing super sonic kick and continued to earth like a meteor and kicked the plantery devastation meoter and it shattered to dust and kakashi was very very heavily injured and i regenerated him and he said you all pass and sakura was only a useless banshee and only was cheering about me she didn't even thing about that she became a genin just because of us and she got tied to a post
kakashi:don't feed sakura anything
and he leaved and sakura begin annoying mode
y/n:eat this
satsuki:y/n kun you told me that you don't care if she died
Y/n:yes but she will be woser than the worst drawback if she was hungry
satsuki:yea you are right
And I gived her some of my food and kakashi showed up
kakashi:you
y/n:kakashi do you want me to cut your legs i said as I showed Alex Mercer claws
kakashi:no y/n i mean you all passed what is the test about
y/n/satsuki:teamwork
kakashi:exactly wait what you two knowed then why didn't you add sakura into the plan he said with a chibi glare
y/n/satsuki:we telled her but she is so Damn useless and author john skip this shit up to the c rank mission
(Timeskip)
Sakura:I still can't understand how my y/n kun can do that anyways let's listen to the hokage sama
hiruzen:you have another d rank mission baby sitting a child
y/n:no Jiji give us a higher level mission
hiruzen:kakashi are they ready
kakashi:y/n and satsuki can easily kill me they were ready for even s+rank missions from the beginning but I waited until they ask
all of us sweat dropped
y/n:kakashi are you trying to lose your legs
kakashi'-'no no no no y/n i will be better but don't cut my legs
hiruzen:alright bring the cilent in
tazuna:what these are my guards the teacher looks like a Cyclops that has no social life and two princesses and an emotional kid but he looks trustworthy and strong even if I wasn't a ninja I can still feel the strong aura
hiruzen:you are completely fine tazuna these are my best genins and kakashi was an ex anbu captin
tazuna:ok I will trust you on these one
and we continued until we reached a place were we saw a puddle and i gaster blasted it and it transformed into two dead bodies and kakashi scolded tazuna because he lied about the mission and tazuna explained about gato and everything else that happend to them and we continued until there was a sword flying at us and kakashi said duck but I catches the sword and breaked it into a million peice and zabuza came out and he was angry like shit and i pincky flicked him that he got blown away a trillion meter away and haku was after him but what the f### he is naked whatever and we continued until we reached tazuna house
tazuna:alright you super ninjas this is my super house he said dancing like an idiot
y/n:dude tazuna you need a nap to get rid of the damn drunk effect
tazuna:alright I will go and get a super nap he said dancing
and we came inside and tazuna daughter tsunami welcomed us and kakashi sensei told us the rooms me and him and satsuki and sakura and i trained in the dungeon for the rest of the day and and kakashi wakes up and saw me training inside a pocket dimension and write it down on his note book and he saw me use a susasno and he write it down and i come out and said to him lets wake the others and we waked them up and kakashi said tree walking exercise and i said i can fly and i flyed and he said will what if there is a jutsu that make it so you can't fly and you have to walk on walls to escape and i walked on the tree and camed down is that enough i said yes he said can you walk on water and i walked on water and he said you are free to go and i created a dungeon and trained but before that I said to them zabuza is alive and five days later it was true he came with a half naked haku why I don't know and i killed zabuza and haku in a point blanck and gato came out with a smirk
gato:thank you ninjas for getting rid of these two i wasn't gonna pay them anyways now grab these ladies and kill these two
y/n:so you are the shit who did this your mere soul disgusts me i formed it revenge counter i yelled and i destroyed the lands of waves and Gato and his man's but I maked it so it doesn't hurt people or houses and some cloud ninjas were there and they write that in the bingo book and we looked at the people who were happy they didn't care if their country was destroyed but the houses and buildings and people were not destroyed and kakashi who saw that said to himself he has so much control over his power and the bridge was created and tazuna said
tazuna:what do we name the bridge guys what about the great tazuna bridge everybody
And he gets boos from everyone
Tsunami:what about the great y/n bridge because he is the one who freed our country from gato and his men's
and it gets cheers and smiles
tazuna:the great y/n bridge is it everybody
and we returned back to the village and to our supprise jiji hiruzen told us to come to his office
y/n:what wrong Jiji
Hiruzen:y/n see this and he gived us the bingo book and oh my gosh it's me that was written on it
Name:???
Taijutsu:he pincky flicked zabuza momoshi a trillion meter and in a point blank he already have killed zabuza momoshi and his partner from the yoki clan
ninjutsu:????? But probably stronger than Madara and hashirama combined
kenjutsu:godly he was able to cut a mountain with a single slash without using chakra
funjutsu:able to create a pocket dimension and he have full control of it
genjutsu:able to make physical illusion better than the kurama clan and he is not part of it and you can not disable it with a kai you should kill him which is nigh impossible because
durability:taked a lightning blade to the head without a scratch and he has a very very powerful healing factor possibly immortal because he ribbed his whole body and skin and meat and organs spirt soul off and it regrow in a point blank
clan:???????
kekigenkai:he was seen using all kinds of dojutsu and all kinds of elements without hand seals and he was seen using wood dark light storm wind fire water earth mud lightning scorch mist lava speed typhoon hybrid void Blackhole metal blood sand boiling hydrogen acid nitrogen ice poison psychic necrotic radiation ash sound force ooze smoke dust salt vacuum positive-negativenergy shadow death time bone space pure grave sky life silver heat gold cyclic generation solid matter atoms plastic existence and existenceeraser colors ghost necromancy system quantum soul liquid gas plasma yin/yang gravity sea vibration sky magic heaven thought spirt energy creation and world creation space universe Angel werewolf vampire nephilm shapeshifter alchemy explosion black flames and blaze allkindsofaliens dream nightmare reality biomass hell reaper devil god multiverse omniverse omnipotence and beyondomnipotence transmutation powers etc and a lot more
medical:regenerate souls and bodies and dead people
jutsus:????????
birthdate:??????
age:12-14
rank:xxxxxxxx+potentially:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx++++++++++++++
what did he do to get this rank:destroyed the whole wave country with one attack
control:Godly and perfect he has so much control that it only hurt the villains and the wave but the houses and buildings and people were not hurt at all not even a scratch
chakra reserve:infinity the chakra was so powerful that it maked all tailed beasts chakra combined not even a speck of a speck of dust
chakra regeneration:infinity as powerful as his reserves
Clan jutsus:?????????
birth place:?????????
Look:spiky snowy white hair beautiful blood red eyes beautiful pale skin wearing a blue jacket under it is a white t-shirt and black pants he may look a kid on chunin level but he is not he is so strong that he is a threat to the entire shinobi world
bounty:100000 trillion yen dead or alive in the hidden cloud-mist-sand-rock-sound villages
y/n:what the hell where did they get all of those information from
hiruzen:calm down y/n ever since this the council is trying to get you to marry their daughter's and join the cra
y/n:oh hell no I will not marry anyone in the f###### council and the elders daughters f### no i will kill the f###### council and its f###### elders
hiruzen:calm down y/n it's not that bad
y/n:not that bad every girl expect satsuki will go beyond the f###### line just for a f###### sex
hiruzen:ok we will talk about that after the chunin exam ok
y/n:ok Jiji and auther john time skip
(Timeskip)
sakura:I just cannot understand it my y/n kun when you say that it skips the time we have to wait whatever it's my y/n kun afterall,idiot i cannot believe that she is the smartest konuchi and she cannot figure out that there is a writer for the life we live me and satsuki thought at the same time and kakashi came 1 second late
y/n:yo kakashi are we gonna join the chunin exam
kakashi:the exam is today so we need to hurry up and fill this papers
and we fill it all and walked to the exam and we entered the building only to be met with a weak genjutsu barrier me and satsuki ignored it and got up but the idiot sakura
sakura:some one put out this genjutsu barrier down
y/n/satsuki:idiot you just increased the comption
sakura looked down at the mistake she did and she followed us and until we meet a boy with big eyebrows
rock lee:please be my girlfriend he said to sakura wait does that mean I am free from her annoying shit
sakura:no i am with my y/n kun
y/n:not true i hate her from the bottom of my soul
rock lee:you dare call sakura Chan like this I will kill you ha
and I pincky flicked him throughout every building of konoha and i snapped my fingers and the buildings were okay and rock lee was infront of me blooded and then a weird guy came out and tried to punch me but I blocked it and throw him to the floor and he has broken a 100 ribs from the impact
gai:ow that's is very painful and very unyothful
and I snapped my fingers and the two of them were okay
rock lee:wow gai sensei look i maked a rival
gai:Lee yes you made a one sided rivalry but I am still proud of you
lee:gai sensei
gai:Lee
y/n:oh shit satsuki close your eyes i am immune to everything but you are not
and she closed her eyes at the moment of the most painful jutsu no the most painful hell not even tsomiuyki and my special void is comparable to it not even orochimaru and danzo would like to see there most hated enemies on it and at the end of the f###### sunshine everyone expect me satsuki team gai and gai and Lee looked like they wanted to die and we go inside and see kakashi and he saw the look in sakura eyes it looked like someone who wants to die
kakashi:what happend to her
y/n/satsuki:gai and Lee
when kakashi heard that he felt pity for her he know team gai was immune from the amount of countless times they saw it but he was curious
kakashi:and how come you two are not affected
y/n:I told satsuki to close her eyes and i am immune to everything
kakashi couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief at least two of his student well be saved from the horrible fate and sakura get a Kunai to kill herself we don't care if she died but we need her to continue the exam so we stopped her from killing hereself
sakura:y/n kun i know it you care about me
y/n:nah i don't give a shit if you died but me and satsuki need you to continue the exam
sakura looked like f### you satsuki baka and we continued and we met our old class mates and say hello but someone hugged me from behind and it was the one and only basnshee comparable to sakura in uselessness the stalker the pervert its the f###### ino yamanaka
ino:did you miss me my y/n kun
y/n: no I wish you f###### die so I can rest on my nice bed instead of my nice pocket dimension you Damn excuse of a f###### pervert and a f###### stalker
sakura:ha see that ino pig y/n kun is mine
y/n:that's include you too sakura
kabuto:well a special group of genins are making themselves the center of attention i am kabuto and this is my seventh try i can give you informations about anyone
shickamaru:kabuto i want information about Garra of the sand rock lee y/n l/n and satsuki uchina
kabuto:garra of the sand the youngest child of the kazekage his defence is perfect that it is 5/5 and he did 30 d rank 50 c rank 3 b rank rock lee he has the chakra of a normal civilian but his taijutsu is at the level of a hokage and he did 20 d rank 60 c rank and 6 b rank satsuki uchina she is the last survivor of the uchina clan her taijutsu is kage level her ninjutsu is perfect her chakra control is perfect her genjutsu is master level and her kenjutsu is a legendary swordsman level her chakra reserve is high kage level and she have already unlocked the full sharingan and the enternal mangekyo sharingan and the rennisharingan she is easily a legend material she did 100 d rank 200 c rank 150 b rank 500 A rank and 50 S rank y/n l/n he is part of the forgotten most powerful clan his history isn't know at all but it's the most saddest that it make him lose almost all of his emotions his taijutsu is easily above any kage his ninjutsu is easily madara and hashirama combined level his genjutsu evolved to become physicall illusion and he Is not part of the kurama clan and you need to kill him to end it his kenjutsu is godly his reserves are so big that you can mistaken it by all the tailed beasts combined and his control is godlike and perfect and he already showed signs of all kinds of dojutsu and all kinds of elements and he finished missions same as satsuki uchina because they are at the same team and they are a dynamic duo he is easily above legend level (legend means hashirama and madara but dah y/n is far stronger than that) everybody sweatdropped at the beasts infront of them and three idiots wanted to test it but I ultra instinct style knocked them out and everybody know it was not a joke when kabuto said these things
sakura:what about me
kabuto:sakura haruno the third member of the team but that don't mean she is strong she is actually quite weak her taijutsu ninjutsu genjutsu are worser than trash her reserves she barely has any of it her chakra control is perfect because of her very low reserves she only become genin like Ino yamanaka because of her team they didn't do anything in missions while their teammates were doing all the work they are hardly kid level (they has the power level of 2 weaker than a kid satsuki is 200 in base and yn is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999googleinfinity×999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 infinity and it multiplies by999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 infinity every point blanck) and everyone sweat dropped at how weak those two useless shits are i mean ino and sakura are and the examiner came
ibiki:I am ibiki and raw power won't help you in my exam now come with me
we did a written exam and i didn't need to cheat because I am beyond omniscient and i finished and the tenth question i showed satsuki a hand sign that means this exam is about not giving up and she nods and sakura was gonna drop out but she couldn't move her hand and she saw blue strings and she heard my voice in her head i thought you were useless but you are far more useless than I thought you would be and she looked at me and i confirmed it with the strings and she felt something break in her body and the examiner said you all passed and a f###### woman showed up and she said this shit
anko:the sexy and single anko mitarashe and she showed her Ass and thing's to the students what the f### I thought and she looked around but stopped at me and had hearts in her eyes f### and she throw a kunai at me and i blocked it with my finger and instead of my finger breaking the kunai breaked
y/n:I know you are crazy but I didn't think you would be this crazy to throw this at your death (doom music intensifies)
Anko:good guts kid your guts are the thing I want to see in the exam
y/n:I will not even have a scratch
anko:wanna bet
y/n:sure if I came out without a scratch you will slap yourself a million time and if you won i will do whatever you want
anko:good now go all of you outside rules are simple stay alive and come in one peice and we aren't responsible for any damage or death at all and have fun and everyone sweat dropped at this crazy woman
and we go we met a weak team it's weak for me and satsuki and we get their scroll and orichimaru showed up
orichimaru:kuku i want one of you two body kuku
and i punched him and he was sent flying a thousand kilometres and he run back and he tried to mark satsuki I got angry and i did it
y/n:revenge counter I yelled
and the entire forest of death was destroyed and everyone was severely injured and orichimaru was dead but I regenerated him and he run away and we arrived without a scratch at a record time ten seconds and opened the scroll and iruka showed up and he congratulated us for being first and arriving in record time and kakashi stood there with a prideful smirk that his students breaked the record (kakashi in this is training himself and them hardcore but for y/n it's not even a slight warm up and satsuki it's a slight work out and sakura it's special hell)and sakura was still like sakura it doesn't matter what I say to her she will always be the same and i created a dungeon and killed more monster's and God's to level up and continue and satsuki was training and when she finished training she was bored and i had the solution for that a rough lemony sex I mean a ps4 we played on it a lot until one hour later there arivved another team the sand siblings
temari:how did you get here before us
y/n:the secret ingredient is power and some blood
garra:mother said you are the one who did that attack mother wants your blood
I ribbed my hand off and gived it to him and it regenerated in a point blank and the two others jawdropped
y/n:is that enough
garra:it's enough for now but mother wants your blood even more you will prove my existence y/n l/n
y/n:okay mama boy
garra:and mother is interested in that box
y/n:oh this thing this is ps4 and it can launch games
garra:do you kill inside of it
y/n:yea why don't you try call of duty black ops 4 zombie mode
and garra was playing and killing
garra:die he said while punching the zombies with a blade
temari:you sure have more what if he got bored
y/n:nah i have a lot like God of war-dead space-left for dead-resident evil-prototype-solider of fortune-nanobreaker-madworld-manhunt-gearsofwar and a lot more human abuse blood killing games but I have a one and its even more violent than the past games
they both sweat dropped and let out sigh of relief
y/n:well i am bored now auther skip this shit up
(Timeskip to the one on one tournament)
the hokage Jiji gived his lame speeches and the beginner of the matches aka the announcer Said a list
y/n l/n vs kiba inzuka y/n win with a pincky flick
Satsuki uchina vs dosu satsuki win with an onyx chidori
neji hyuga vs hinata hyuga neji win with a rotation
chouji akamiche vs random sound ninja sound ninja win with a sound wave
Shino Aburame vs a civilian Shino win with his bugs draining chakra
useless annoying banshee vs annoying useless stalker a tie knocked out at the same time and it was the most pathetic fight in all the history of the keyverse even a child fighting another child is more funnier than this
lee vs random lee win with a leaf hurricane
and the rest is same
hayate:you have one month to prepare for the final
I was training in the dungeon alone and on the last day i saw jiraya spying on woman's hm lets have some fun
y/n:hey lady's their is a wise pervet on the roof i yelled and they all yelled ah pervert and runned inside
jiraya:what did you do brat I was doing research
y/n:I can't believe you are the teacher of the fourth hokage
jiraya:ha how did you know that
y/n:business secret
jiraya:what ever i will punish you for doing this
and i pincky flicked him to the hokages mountain and i appeared sitting 1 Meter from where he fell and i said
y/n:wow jiraya you really did teach me a lesson and it is you need to the make other people know there place
jiraya:what the hell are you even a kid
y/n:no now auther john skip this shit up
(Timeskip)
Hayate:alright it is neji hyuga vs y/n l/n
neji:this match is over it doesn't matter if you are stronger than a legend I will win because fate declares me the winner
y/n:it's Time to kick some senses to this dude
and the match begin i totally ribbed neji but before I finish him i snapped my fingers and the Bird cage seal disappears
y/n:this seal is for the namikaze clan your clan council has made a mistake stealing it i will kill them later for stealing another clan techniques
neji:'crying' thanks you y/n lets give it our all
y/n:sorry neji but you can't and he fell on his knees and passed out with marks of millions of punches and i was declared the winner of the fight and neji was taken by an ambulance
and satsuki versus garra she defetad him so fast that he got knocked out and now the final match y/n vs satsuki satsuki was thinking about something
(Flashback)
satsuki could be seen training alone while she thinked about what y/n and her well do in the final but she daydreamed about this y/n and satsuki could be seen fighting and the girls were greatly jealous of her since she is fighting y/n and y/n easily defeated her but before he can knock her she jumped on him and kissed him and all the girls said satsuki baka and she continued kissing
Satsuki:say it y/n you enjoy being my mate
y/n:fine yes I enjoy it
And all the girls of konoha were all crying and elders were beyond happy at least if they didnt get him to the cra they can have one girl and it skipped into a 20 years old y/n and 20 years old satsuki having a sex
(Flashback end)
y/n:pal pal you are day dreaming again
satsuki:ohh don't worry about it I will come with you later
y/n:sure just don't die
and the match begin and y/n did give her a slight beating and before he can knock her out an invasion start by the sound and the sand villiage together satsuki helped civilians but before she can go and help more Here comes full shikaku
kakashi:we can't help if this thing is in the way
y/n:dont worry I will take care of this
I teleported the full shikaku to the hokages mountain
gai:hey kakashi what happend to the garra kid
kakashi:dont worry my student will take care of him
I was beating shikaku until it come to me i used it revenge counter and it destroyed shikaku body and half of the army and i lifted garra and flyed to kakashi
y/n:yo kakashi sensei take that
Kakashi:thank you y/n now go and help other people
y/n:roger that sir
I was killing other ninjas until I saw it Jiji was gonna sacrifice himself but I stopped him
y/n:hey Jiji don't you dare use that Damn jutsu
I summoned my scythe and slashed orichimaru with it and he desaperd to the void
hiruzen:y/n you just killed my old student
y/n:yep
hiruzen:good kid now one of my students will now come to search for a new hokage
y/n:let me guess it's the wise pervert but why can't i become the hokage
hiruzen:yes and you can't because you are under age when you become 16 or above you can become hokage
y/n:ok but Damn i would have been the best kage ever
Hiryzen:yea but rules are rules
And the invasion endded the village was rebuild garra was spared because I forced them I mean the f###### council to spare him and i was told to come to the council to become a breeding mechane when I looked at this i runned and breaked the f###### door of the f###### council and said
y/n:now who is the f###### piece of shit who said this shit so I can kill him
All of them pointed at danzo and i used force chock on him and he was almost dead but
hiruzen:calm down y/n don't kill danzo
And i let go of danzo but I said jiji what's the meaning of this
hiruzen:will you see y/n after they saw your powers many people has requested you to marry their daughter's since you are the last part of the l/n clan it's releastic to have multiple wives to regrow the clan
y/n:no i was born alone and i will grow alone i don't care if the bloodline ended or was forgotten or not but i will not join this failure of a f###### hellspawn group
hiruzen:alright y/n but you and jiraya will be send on a mission to get the new hokage
y/n:ok
y/n:oh and before I forget I snapped my fingers and the hyuga council turned to dust and jiraya came through the broken door confused of why it's broken
jiraya:hey sensei where is the kid i will escort with h- their was a glass breaking sound when he finished
y/n:hello mothaf#####
jiraya:sensei i deny it this kid will kill me last time he leaved me in the hospital for a month and now he will make me a dead piece of meat when there is no one around
hiruzen:don't worry jiraya y/n will not kill you because I told him not to
jiraya:ok kid meet me at the gates in one hour
ok I said and i teleported myself to training ground seven and told them about this
kakashi:ok y/n you can go but don't go crazy looking for a hokage
y/n:kakashi sensei you are talking like you dont know me
sakura:y/n kun when you come we will have a sex
y/n:over my cold dead chest
satsuki:hey when you come back you will tell me everything that has happend on the trip and maybe a date
y/n:ok
satsuki:ok
and we maked a promise with our pincky and we crosed our separate ways and i reached the gate and walked with jiraya and on the way jiraya was only looking at woman's and there asses and there breasts and butts
y/n:you are a pervert
jiraya:what I am not a pervert
y/n:really then why were you looking at woman's and there asses and there breasts and butts and non-existent dicks
and he looked up the sky with perverted grin
jiraya:you see kid I am not a pervert.......i am a super pervert
y/n:and you are proud of it you know what I will call you pervysage
jiraya:shut up kid I have created a piece of art it will help you with your uchina girlfriend a lot
y/n: she is not my girlfreind you moron she is one of my bestfreind's forever and what the f### is this f###### piece of art is
jiraya:this
and he gived me a book and when I opend it up i was only met with the Ass and breasts of a naked woman and i teared this bullshit a part and burn it with an amatarasue
y/n:how the f### can you f###### sleep without shame of this shit you created this bulf### f### do you have pride do you have honour do you have respect for woman's i have only begin the first page and its like a complete pervet book to me jiraya you are not a super pervert you are a f###### omega pervert f### you and i wish you f###### die i said as I walked away from him and lifted the finger to him
jiraya:what is wrong with him every shinobi and konuchi in the elemental nation will expect his uchina girlfriend and him loves it
y/n:f### you and the elemental nations you and the f###### nations have lost my respect
jiraya:this kid and his girlfriend are weird why aren't they like any other kid and girl read this everyone cries to me to give them one book and they said f### you to me they both are weirdos but that's a new book idea the emotional love It talks about two powerful emotional girl and boy in love with each other but they don't say it until something beautiful happens it will be absolutely beautiful
y/n:oh hey pervysage how does this tsunade senju look like
jiraya:she has the biggest and i punched his head and it breaked and i snapped my fingers and it returned back
y/n:a very very poor choice of words pervysage i want the look not the breasts size
jiraya:she has blonde hair tied in a twin ponytail she looks like she is in her late thirties but that's a genjutsu she has a personal Secretary and the Secretary has a pig called ton ton she is always drunk and always at the casino and somehow she gets a bottle of sake out of nowhere and she is rude and cocky and does not have a problem with swearing exactly like you i was thinking that you might be related to her are you realeted to her somehow
y/n:first of all no I am not second i am not cocky or rude third i swear on people who have no honour and no pride exactly like you and fourth my hair is as white as a dead man and fifth i dont drink sake and sixth i am not a senju seventh i grow alone and eight f### you and nine lets get a hotel
(the end sorry pals that a dramatic think happend to the story but don't worry i will not make it all in naruto he will help the Hunterxhunter universe but in the shadow now everything at this point it's the end of the chapter goodbye)
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