How to Save a Wife .
By: Gaywomen7
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Episode 1: The Introduction .
- empty stage, a girl walks on and does a half smile because shes awesome-
Hi . My names Kate . I'm 18 years old and I'm ending up my senior year of high school. I have a best friend, Nolly and a hamster named bogus (who's currently dying of a hybrid strain of aids and gonnorhea .) . I live a pretty awesome life ngl. There's currently a zombie cow apocalypse that's fucking up the end of my senior year dammit . But it's okay because I'm so over high school. I've come to the realization that I want to become an A-List celebrity and act in movies with Adam Sandler, so I'm gonna do just that . 💀💔❤💤 In the meantime, I'm going to do drugs and go beaver hunting in Penis Woods with my best friend Nolly . -Scene-
