pov: y/n
i'm driving home from work, windows down and air flowing through the whole car. i'm ready to fuck oli london,
(that's it for the prologue bc it's 6am and i haven't slept and ion got time for the corny shit i'm getting straight to the fucking oli smut bc that shit funny asf)
i lay down on my bed after a long day of work. oli walks into he room and shuts the door.
"i'm gonna make you feel so good baby."
he says making your pussy tremble.
"o-oli are you sure you wanna do this?"
"i've been thinking about you all day y/n, if i don't fuck you right now i'm gonna lose my fucking mind."
him saying that makes you wet.
he takes off his pants and underwear. as he does so the room fills with an oder, an oder smelling like old ass cheese. it was his dick.
"baby you see my erection? i only get like this for you and jimin you know."
"we've been over this oli, i can't see your micro penie."
"oh baby i know you want this dick, no matter how small."
"you're right.."
you get off the bed and onto your knees.
"let me suck the tiny cock, let me suck it good. maybe the cheese stink will go away if i suck it hard enough."
"oh baby you know just the right way to make me wild."
he walks over to you. you have to literally almost lay on the floor to suck him off considering how short he is.
after you get his jolly rancher sized cock into your mouth you start. it takes him 0.0000000001 seconds to cum because with one flick of your tongue you've already reached every area of his little jolly rancher.
"you like that oppa?"
"yes baby, get on the bed i wanna fuck your pussy."
"anything for you my dreamy oppa."
he gets underneath you, because obviously oli london is a bottom, and you sit on his dick. well, at least you think you did, his dick is so fucking small you never feel it anyways.
"oh baby i'm gonna cum."
"oppa are you sure i'm on your dick? i cant feel anything."
"yes baby keep fucking going."
he cums the little micro squirt out of his little jolly rancher.
"fuck baby you make me feel so good"
"o-oppar, could you finger me? i literally haven't orgasmed the whole time we've been together. i shouldn't have left jimin for you, he knew how to make me cum, but you threatened to kill me so i had to."
"sure baby girl, get on the bed and spread your legs."
he puts four fingers inside of you. his long sharp finger nails going in with a thrust.
"y/n, are you on your period?"
"no you dumb fuck, you cut me with your nails."
"that's hot tho."
"yes oppar, it is."
he continued to thrust. you reached your climax after three hours of oli's not skilled fingers inside of you.
"how was that baby girl?"
"it was dreamy oppar, i love you."
"i love jimin."
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