Keep Your Pants On, Cupid.

KYPOC Pt.3

It was crazy dark in here, I got a little scared. There were three things that I was deathly afraid of. Spiders, Darkness, and Being alone. Even though it was bright outside, it gave a creepy feeling with all the blinds closed and it was quiet. Out of nowhere, I hear a faint bark. Oh please no, not dog-

"Oomph!" A gaint furball attacked me out of nowhere, tackling me down, furiously licking my face. "Eww!!! Get this off of me NOW!" I tried pushing him away, twisting this way and that, but there was no luck. He kept slurping on me, drool everywhere. This was disgusting...

"Treu, aussteigen!" Kyle picked up his dog with ease. The dog kept trying to get at me, and Kyle yanked at his collar, pulling him outside and whisked the sliding door closed.

"That was.... That was disgusting." I wiped at my face. "I absolutely don't like dogs. They just hate me!! And I hate how they drool on you. Gross!" Kyle just laughed, and tossed me a hand towel. I caught it just in time, and finished wiping the drool off. "But my dog is adorable! You just have to love German Shepards!!" Kyle leaned against his kitchen counter. God, he looked so mighty fine. Damn. I quickly erased the thought out of my head before I could attack him with kisses. I just met this guy, how am I so attached!?! I threw the towel into the sink, damp with the saliva.

"O-Em-Gee. Kyle!!! You have such a cute doggie!!" Alma squealed, finally out of her trance. She ran to the door, pressing her face against the glass as Treu ran around, playing with a bone chew toy. "But, why do you call him Treu?? It's such a silly name!!"

Kyle cleared his throat. "Ahm, well he's Treu because it means 'loyal' in German. I thought it was pretty cool. He's always by my side. And when I talk in German to him, he does what I tell him to." Alma fogged up his glass, marking her fingerprints and breath all over the window. "Ahh! That is so CUTE!!!" He blushed a little, and turned away. "It was supposed to be manly, not cute," He said quietly. I smiled a little. I gotta admit, it was pretty sweet for a name.

"So, Kyle. You're German?" I asked. He nodded, and held his head high. He has such a big ego! Jeez. "Well, I happen to know a little myself. I know that aussteigen means 'get off'!" He laughed, and said, "Good job, kleine Süße."

"Me? I don't think so. I'm def. not cute. I may be little, but I'm for sure not cute," My cheeks reddened and I turned around, shifting around. Does he like me or something?? Alma, oblivious to everything, ran outside to play with Treu. I walked over, and watched her run around with the dog. They both fell, whilst she giggled. She's so cute sometimes. In a best friend way. I don't see how guys don't like her!!

I felt arms wrap around my waist. I looked down, and they were perfect at their hair-to-arm ratio. I loved when a guy has the perfect amount of hair. It's awesome. I blushed, realizing that they weren't supposed to be there, twirled around and looked up. Wow, I thought. He has the greenest eyes ever. They shone in the sunlight, sparkling with ectasty. His nose was the perfect size, and his lips were looking unbelieveably delicious. I need to stop thinking about this!! He looked into my murky blue eyes, and moved us over to where Alma couldn't see us.  I gulped, a little too loudly, and Kyle chuckled.

"You know, your eyes glow gold in the sun. It's beautiful." Kyle said softly. He brushed his hand on my cheek, igniting my feelings. I nearly melted into him. I needed to kiss this guy, and FAST before something happens. He leaned into me, closing his eyes. I closed mine as well, and when our lips touched, fireworks ignited. Everything else around us faded, and we floated in the air, wrapping our arms around eachother. I ran my fingers through his silky brown hair, and he moaned slightly, which made him grab my hips and pull him closer. Wow, this was intense!! He ran his hands all over my back, making me arch it from the touch. I hungrily kissed him, our tongues darting in and out of our mouths. I softly nibbled at his bottom lip, and he sucked on mine, making us both go crazy. We pulled away to breathe, and I leaned in for more as he faded away.

"Tenley, TENLEY!!" I snapped out of my dream, blinking fast. I noticed that my lips were still puckered, and Kyle was right in front of me. I turned as red as ever, and looked around. Alma was still outside, playing with Treu. I looked back at Kyle, and he was covering his mouth with both hands, trying hard not to laugh. 

"What?? What's so funny??" I asked, hoping he didn't see what just happened.

"Hahaha, nice pucker, you were like that for two whole minutes!! Are you sick or something?" He finally cracked, and fell on the floor laughing. My humiliation turned to anger, and I swiftly kicked his side.

"Ow! What the hell?? Why did you do that??" He clutched at his gut, barely able to breathe.

"That's for laughing at me! I had a moment, okay??" I said, shyly.

He finally controlled himself enough, and slowly got up. "Well, you didn't have to kick me! Ouch!" I felt a little guilty about that. I did kick really hard.

"Sorry, I just always get made fun of at school. It sucks!" I fidgeted around, hoping he wouldn't laugh again. Everyone made fun of me because I was the shortest. I was only five foot even, and almost seventeen. They wouldn't understand the shit I go through. My mom was an alcoholic, dad an abuser, sister with a baby, and a little brother who gets everything he wants. It's ridiculous! I was so glad, only one more year, until I get to get out of this hellhole!

I flashed back to reality when I felt a hand on my arm. I looked up to see Kyle giving me a soft look. "Hey, you don't have so say more. Life sucks, parents suck. I know. I may not know yet what the matter is, but I won't ask. Just you wait, very soon you get a place of your own, and you get to be free." He raised his arms and showed his house. "This, my friend, is paradise. No one to tell you what's right or wrong, no bedtime, no parents constantly screaming at you to get things done or if you fucked up." I looked at him in astonishment. Was he a mind reader or something?? Jeez, he's starting to scare me!

"Ah, it's okay." I said. "Shit happens, what's happened, happened. I'm so ready to get out of here!" He nodded in agreement, moving closer to me. Our faces almost touched, and I eagerly opened my lips a little, hoping for a kiss. I hear a giggle, and Kyle licked my nose. "Ew! What the crap? That's so disgusting! Blech!!" I wiped my nose with the back of my hand as he got up, laughing really loud."You thought I was gonna kiss you, weren't you?!" He said, holding his side. "Well, good luck girlie, you're gonna need it for this hottie lamottie with a swimmers' body!" He winked at me, and laughed harder.

"Guys, what's so funny?" Alma stepped inside, glancing at us curiously.

I cleared my throat. "Uhh, nothing. He was telling me a funny joke. Weren't you?" He stood straight, and shifted nervously and laughed. "Um, yeah.!"

She gave us a funny look, and said, "So, what's the joke? I LOOOOVE JOKES.!" She pulled out a chair, turned it around and sat on it backwards.

"Uhh...Well we were talking about GPS's and I thought, 'what if they made one with a black guy talking?' Instead of him saying to pull a U-turn, he could say, 'YO. FLIP DIS BITCH!' or if you got lost, it would say 'YO MUDDUH FUGGAH YOU LOST!!!'." Alma, gave him a funny look, tilted her head to the side, and bursted out laughing. "THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD EVER!!!!" She fell out of the chair, kicking around. I laughed a little, I gotta admit. That was pretty funny. She cried, and choked, "I can't breathe!!!!!" All this laughing helped my headache, and I started to feel better. They say, laughter is the best medicine. Everything went fine until....

BANG.

BANG.

BANG.

"KYLE! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE!!!!"

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Song of the Chap: Fireworks- Katy Perry!

So, I think I'm gonna start that song with each chapter thing, maybe it'll help y'all enjoy it more! Three pages is quite a lot, I must say.(: I hope this chapter is enjoyable! I'll try to update more now I have my laptop back!!:D and it's not being bipolar right now, thank sweet baby Jesus! I have more in store, this was just like the boring chapter I guess. BEETEEDUBS, I'm actually making up this story as I go along. I have key points and what I wanna have in it, but the rest is just Pfft. Whatever. Fill-ins! Haha Thanks for reading guys.

EFFING VOMMENT, FOOLS.

~Alma in the picture!!(: Very pretty(:

LeSsThAnThReE. <3

STEPH!:D