once, long long ago in a tower far in the forest full of durian trees,
lived a wicked witch who was mean and had bad taste in clothings,
on the top of the tower was locked a beautifull maiden named rapunzel,
whom was kidnapped as a child and locked by the wicked witch,
day after day, the witch would ride her scooter and return buying groceries from tesco, upon reaching the tower which she
would say, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair," a long golden plait of hair fell almost to the ground,
rapunzel was given johnson baby oil and hence grew long golden hair since a child,
the wicked witch would climb up the tower using rapulzel's hair as the witch's bank loan to build an elavator was denied by the Royal Bank Of Witches,
one day a prince came passing by the tower on his virago,
as he stop to ask for directions from shrek and donkey, he saw rapunzel by the window of the tower wit hair as bright as the sun,
as the prince went near to the tower, he asked rapunzel, "yo sexy, whatca ya doin up there?",
in which rapunzel told all about how she ended up the tower and about the wicked witch,
the prince said he would help her, he took out his iphone and gave rapunzel his num,
rapunzel said she had no num, but had a facebook account, by the name rapunzel wicky gal,
the prince left vowing to return and help rapunzel,
upon reaching his bungalow house, prince use his P1 wimax and made facebook group; Save Rapunzel from Wicked Witch,
following day, prince went to the tower but saw the witch was there,
prince challenged witch to a game of the death for the freedom of rapunzel, in which the witch accepted,
both took out thier iphone, and battled need for speed,
prince won, and said to rapunzel, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair,"
the prince climbed up, use tali rafia, and both climbed down,
the witch was reluctant to admit defeat, planned to take rapunzel back,
prince grinned, said "you dungu witch, i have send a virus tru bluetooth to your iphone, say goodbye to your iphone"
upon hearing this, the witch got a heart attack, and died, but before dying said, " i will delete you both from my facebook friends",
rapunzel used her long golden hair, weild it into a golden helmet,
both rode the prince virago, on the way stop at 7-11 to buy reload for the prince iphone then headed home,
both got married, had 11 kids and lived happily ever after, except for the time when their favourite korean drama was cut because they didnt pay their astro bill...
- The end -
