Paul & Patryk's Daycare!~(Eddsworld Fan-Fiction)

Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater

*Edd's P.O.V*

I know my heart belongs to Matt, but I also get the feeling I might, have a crush on Tom. It feels wrong because he's already married to Tord. You know what? I think I do like Tom more than Matt. I'm sorry Matt, I'll let you down slowly.

He was in the kitchen with Mr. Patryk. "Next time, don't get it all over your shirt," Mr. Patryk was cleaning his face. I walk over to him and tug his sweater. "Mr. Patryk, can I have a moment with Matt, alone?" He gives me a soft smile and finishes cleaning Matt's face.

"Hey, Edd!" He hugs me. I just stand there and not do anything. "Um, Matt, t-there's something I need to tell you," I say as I look at my shoes. Oh hey, it's untied. He looks at me, confused. Aw man, what am I thinking? I can't break his heart, he's a sensitive bean. Hm, maybe I shouldn't tell him. "Uhm, wanna play with our hair?" I ask nervously. His face lights up and he nods his head. I smile at him and walk to the main room. He sits behind me and brushes my hair. "Matt? What would you do if I broke up with you?" He stops brushing my hair and looks at me. "Why would you want to leave someone beautiful like me?" I could tell by his tone he felt a bit hurt by me asking that. See, I told you not to ask him that! "No reason, I just wanted to know," He continues brushing my hair.

He gasps and stops brushing my hair. "EDD! YOU HAVE A BALD SPOT!!" Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Turns out cats don't like baths, Ringo scratched my head and ended up pulling a huge chunk out. At least it's near my neck, so nothing to worry about. "Oh, Ringo did that," He faints right before my eyes. Oh god, Matt. I hear Tord running towards us. He stops when he sees him laying on the floor. "What happened?!" I show him my bald spot. I didn't have to explain it to him, but he got my point. "Dad! Matt fainted!!" Mr. Paul runs int and picks him up. Tord slaps the back of my head. "Hey!" I rub the stop where he hit me. "That's for showing him your bad hair, you know how he gets when you show him bad hair," I roll my eyes at him and look at Tom in the corner, talking with his stuffed bear. Why does he do that? I walk over to him and sit down.

"Hey, Tom," I smile at him. He smiles back. I want to be the one to make the first move. I kiss his cheek when he least expects it. His face turns bright red. "E-Edd?" What the heck were you thinking, Edd?! I mentally shout at myself. "S-Sorry, I just wanted to show you that I love you," He stops and looks at me. "But, Edd, I'm married to T-Tord," He shows me his ring pop. Oh, he still hasn't eaten it yet? I hold his tiny hand and rub it. "Tom, I don't care, I still love you," "B-But, aren't you w-with Matt?-" To shush him, I put my finger over his mouth. I shake my head. Thank god Matt is passed out, otherwise, he would be mad at me for doing what I'm doing.

Oh, man, I messed up. Little did I know Tord saw what happened. He saw me kiss Tom's cheek. So he walks slowly up to me and Tom.

*Tord's P.O.V*

I stare in shock as I saw Edd kiss Tom's cheek! I'm married to him, and Edd is dating Matt. I honestly felt quite betrayed. Though eventually rage filled in my head. HE'S MY HUSBAND! HOW DARE YOU KISS HIM! I slowly walked up to him, pretty mad, but also quite calm for some reason. I sigh quietly as I look at Edd. I then grab Tom's hand and ask "Edd, I'm married to Tom. Why did you do that?" And before he could even answer I left with Tom.

I look at him in the 'eyes'. "You alright, Tommy?" He nods his head slowly. He pulls me into a hug. "I-I'm sorry, Tord, I didn't mean- I-I..." I shush him. It's not him I'm mad at, it's Edd. He knew very well I'm married to Tom. "It's not your fault, it's Edd's fault," I nuzzle him. He giggles quietly.

But now, we have bigger problems, Matt. He fainted and I don't really know what my Dads' are doing to him. Is he in the hospital? Did he get picked up early? So many questions, and yet, I don't have the answer to them. Poor Matt. He really doesn't like seeing bad hair, or bad clothes, or anything that is bad in fashion.

*Paul's P.O.V*

Oh shit, Matt passed out. I'm sure he'll be fine. We should just leave him be and wait for him to- "PAUL, WHAT HAPPENED TO MATT?!!" Damn it, I knew he was bound to find out. "Patyrk, we should just wait for him to wake up," I tried to calm him down. He walks over to Matt, who was in my arms and rubs his head. "Paul, we have to wake him up. Oh! Grab some onions from the fridge," I nod my head and give Matt to Pat. Why does he need an onion? He hates them, mainly because he thinks they're spicy, which I don't understand how, but still. I open the fridge, feeling the coolness of it, and pull out an onion. I sniff it, ew, it smells like onion rings. As I walked back, I feel Tord pull on my sweater. "Oh, hey, Tord," "Dad, I saw Edd kiss Tom," I ignore him and continue to walk towards Patryk. "That's nice," I could tell he was pissed off, but we have bigger things to worry about. Patryk takes the onion from me and puts it near Matt's face. The hell is that going to help?

Matt sniffs it and wakes up. Oh, the smell of it, ah. "Matt, are you okay?!" Pat takes his hat off and rubs his head. Matt nods his head. Welp, my work here is done. (BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING -.-) I then feel someone kick my leg. "Ow!" I look down, but only to see Tord holding Tom's tiny hand. "Tord, what do you need?" Wait, l think I may know. "Edd kissed Tom!!" I sigh. "Tord, it's alright, Edd may have feelings for Tom too," He gets mad. "BUT I LOVE TOM MORE!!" Oh god, now he's crying. "Tom, try and comfort Tord," He nods head and leaves with Tord.

*Tom's P.O.V*

Poor Tord. I don't mind that Edd kissed me, but whenever someone crosses Tord like that, you know you'll regret it. "T-Tord, It's alright," I kiss him to make him feel better. He stops crying and hugs me. "Don't worry, I'll get revenge for you, Tom!" He sniffs and stands up, running towards the kitchen. Oh no, this is bad. I need to stop him!!

"Tord, it's alright, at least he didn't tou-" "OUTTA MY WAY! I GOT A KNIFE!!" My 'eyes' widen. He runs out holding the knife, which was bigger than his hand, and runs to Edd. "TORD, NO!!" I jump on him. and pin him down. Edd looked at the knife and picks it up. I sit on his waist with my face all red. He then pulls me down, my face close to his. "T-Tord..." He touches my cheek. Mr. Patryk comes in with Matt. "O-Oh, my. Am I interrupt- EDD, IS THE A KNIFE?!" Yep, this is bad. I got up off Tord. "It wasn't his f-fault, the knife tried to attack us!" I heard Tord chuckle. "Tord, did you do this?" He nods his head. Mr. Patryk puts Matt down and picks up the knife. "I don't want you touching this knife again," He leaves with the knife.

"Edd, sorry I tried to attack you," "No, no, I'm sorry for kissing Tom," I give him a soft smile. "W-Wait, you kissed Tom?" "I-I didn't mean too! I-I..." Matt slowly walks up to him and hugs him. He whispers something in his ear, but I couldn't hear them. Whatever it was, it made Edd blush like crazy. Tord smiles awkwardly. "Think we should leave them alone and have some time to ourselves?" He whispers in my ear. I happily nod as he takes my hand.

We go into the backyard and sit under the tree. It's always our favorite spot to chill and hang out with each other. I lay down next to Tord. "Tom?" I turn my head to him. "Yeah?" Man, I'm worried about what he's going to say. "Will you ever leave or cheat on me?" Why would I want to do that? Tord is everything I want. "No! I w-would never leave you!" I cuddle up with him. He giggles and rubs my head.