Jump (not hard or to hurt ) on your dog lightly when he/she is sleeping and say this is how I feel every day when you wake me up!
Constantly call the dog to you even when it is by you when he/she leaves say NO LEAVING and call it back!
If you catch the dog doing something wrong praise the dog then yell WHY DID YOU DO THIS YOU STUPID MUTT ? (Please don't do this one it will cause the dog to become very confused and might become scared of YOUR cause it dosent have a clue what is going on)
Start barking or growing at the window or the door or the dog at random moments
Call the dog by a name that sounds very similar when it comes to you say I didn't call you i was talking to my imaginary dog (ex. If the dogs name is the princess say brinsess)
Make up a new name or nickname for the dog all the time
When the dog is sleeping make a loud crash band or clap and watch the dogs expression
